Comedy Legend Dana Carvey Steps In For Kimmel, Roasts Biden In Brutal Monologue

WESTWOOD, CALIFORNIA - JUNE 02: Dana Carvey attends the premiere of Universal Pictures' "The Secret Life of Pets 2" at Regency Village Theatre on June 02, 2019 in Westwood, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)

Comedy legend Dana Carvey brutally roasted President Joe Biden in his monologue while guest-hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live!

In the clip posted on YouTube, the 67-year-old former “Saturday Night Live” star drew cheers and laughter filling in on ABC’s late-night show Monday. Carvey performed hilarious impersonations of former President George H.W. Bush and resurrected some of his famous SNL characters, including “Garth” from the “Wayne’s World” sketch and the “Church Lady.”

Carvey first mocked the “fist bump heard round the world” between Biden and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud.

“A lot of people are mad with President Biden because of the way he greeted the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia,” the comedian shared. “You know Biden called him a ‘Pariah’ and as recently as last month said he wouldn’t even meet with him. But this weekend there they were broing it out.”

Carvey then started joking about Biden speaking to the crown prince, “‘How’s it hanging? Oh, how’s it hanging under that robe?'”

“Joe got a lot of flak for this, but I think we’re looking at this the wrong way, because if you slow it down and watch it again I think Biden was actually trying to punch MBS,” the Hollywood legend said. “Look. He’s going in for the jab. ‘Yeah, how bout a knuckle sandwich. C’mon! Kadink!'”


Later in the show, Carvey asked the audience if they had noticed that “Biden’s got a little feistier lately.”

“Cause when he first came out he was like a soothing grandpa offering you butterscotch from his coin purse,” Dana said. “And then so on edge, we were, because we wanted this grandpa president because we had four years of Shouty McFat Pants.”

“But Biden came out as a really sleepy sweet grandpa,” he added. “And he’s always repeating the story, ‘Yeah went to Scranton. Grew up in Scranton, Pennsylvania. My dad. My dad lost his job. No joke. I’m not kidding around here.'”

The audience continued to laugh through the monologue as he kept mocking Biden before Carvey noted, “No human being in the world thinks that’s a joke. Nobody.”

“And then he would do the number thing,” the comedian continued, returning to his Biden impersonation. “‘Number one, the one part. Number two, what the guy said. Number three, you know the drill.’ No, we don’t.”

“Now what he does is he kind of whispers and then yells,” he added. “I think it’s a wonderful move. When he’s like, ‘We know how to get natural gas’ [whispering]. ‘Cause we can get it [shouting].'”

The “Wayne’s World” star went on mocking the president mumbling and making no sense before shouting, “The Pirates of the Caribbean,” for no reason, as the audience continued to crack up through the entire bit.

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