Hillary Clinton decided to dabble in comedy over the weekend, but she did the one thing comedians consider a capital offense: She stole a joke.
On Sunday afternoon, the two-time loser posted a &#8220;letter&#8221; on Twitter, purportedly from President John K. Kennedy to then-USSR premier Nikita Khrushchev.
Clinton wrote on the post: &#8220;Found in the archives&#8230;&#8221;
The letter read:
<blockquote>Dear Premier Khruschev,
Don’t be a d*ck, ok? Get your missiles out of Cuba. Everybody will say “Yay! Khruschev! You’re the best!” But if you don’t everybody will be like “what an a**hole” and call your garbage country “the Soviet Bunion.”
You’re really busting my nuts here.
Give you a jingle later.
Hugs,
John Fitzgerald Kennedy</blockquote>
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Found in the archives&#8230; <a href="https://t.co/iFFeqloYHM">pic.twitter.com/iFFeqloYHM</a>
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 20, 2019</blockquote>
The fake letter was intended to ridicule President Trump, who reportedly wrote to Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan after announcing the U.S. would pull troops out of Syria. In the letter dated October 9, Trump told Erdogan: &#8220;Don&#8217;t be a tough guy. Don&#8217;t be a fool!&#8221;
&#8220;Let&#8217;s work out a good deal! You don&#8217;t want to be responsible for slaughtering thousands of people, and I don&#8217;t want to be responsible for destroying the Turkish economy — and I will,&#8221; Trump wrote. &#8220;History will look upon you favorably if you get this done the right and humane way. It will look upon you forever as the devil if good things don&#8217;t happen.&#8221;
So, Clinton&#8217;s attempt to be funny was actually pretty funny.
Except that she stole the gag from a recent episode of &#8220;Jimmy Kimmel Live!&#8221; Word for word.
See the clip below:
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When you&#8217;re a high-profile person like Hillary, who has 25 million followers on Twitter, it behooves you to credit the source when you&#8217;re &#8220;borrowing&#8221; something. And Twitterers made sure Clinton got that message.
Jerry Dunleavy of the Washington Examiner pointed out that the letter had first appeared on Kimmel&#8217;s show, while the Washington Post&#8217;s Glenn Kessler wrote, &#8220;Sometimes silence is golden.&#8221;
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Sometimes silence is golden <a href="https://t.co/1SkSbzJKIM">https://t.co/1SkSbzJKIM</a>
— Glenn Kessler (@GlennKesslerWP) October 20, 2019</blockquote>
Others piled on.
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Your room is ready! <a href="https://t.co/znpiwLTp8d">pic.twitter.com/znpiwLTp8d</a>
— 🇺🇸Laura🇺🇸 (@flasunshine929) October 20, 2019</blockquote>
&#8220;I do not get it anymore,&#8221; wrote another. &#8220;I give you every benefit of every doubt. I have defended you to others. But the time has come for the temper tantrum to end. Is this what you want to be remembered for? The one time a woman loses a presidential election and the tantrum never ends.&#8221;
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I do not get it anymore. I give you every benefit of every doubt. I have defended you to others. But the time has come for the temper tantrum to end. Is this what you want to be remembered for? The one time a woman loses a presidential election and the tantrum never ends.
— Carmine Sabia (@CarmineSabia) October 20, 2019</blockquote>
&#8220;It&#8217;s sad to see the woman millions of Americans hoped would one day be called &#8216;Madame President&#8217; become reduced to a self-loathing binge-drinking purveyor of fake news that spends her time spewing vitriol hate and outlandish paranoid conspiracy theories,&#8221; wrote another.
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It&#8217;s sad to see the woman millions of Americans hoped would one day be called &#8216;Madame President&#8217; become reduced to a self-loathing binge-drinking purveyor of fake news that spends her time spewing vitriol hate and outlandish paranoid conspiracy theories.<a href="https://t.co/MXVA0UxmSL">https://t.co/MXVA0UxmSL</a>
— Alexander Higgins (@kr3at) October 20, 2019</blockquote>
Clinton, who is still all over the airwaves nearly three years after her humiliating loss in the 2016 presidential election, has become increasingly delusional.
“It truly is remarkable how obsessed he remains with me,” she said last week on the PBS “News Hour.” “But this latest tweet is so typical of him. Nothing has been more examined and looked at than my emails. We all know that. So he’s either lying or delusional or both.”
Then she said, “Maybe there does need to be a rematch.&#8221;
“Obviously, I can beat him again. But, just seriously, I don’t understand, I don’t think anybody understands what motivates him other than personal grievance, other than seeking adulation.”
Related: <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/investigation-into-hillarys-emails-concludes-nearly-600-security-violations-found">Investigation Into Hillary’s Emails Concludes, Nearly 600 Security Violations Found</a>

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton Steals Joke From Late-Night Show, Suffers Mockery On Social Media

Donald Trump

Jimmy Kimmel

On Monday&#8217;s episode of &#8220;The Michael Knowles Show,&#8221; Knowles attacks the Left for applying political correctness selectively. Video and partial transcript below:
It drives me crazy because about once a year there&#8217;s a movie from Hollywood that I actually want to go see. In the last few years, we had &#8220;A Quiet Place,&#8221; we had &#8220;Hail Caesar,&#8221; &#8220;Get Out&#8221; was kind of interesting, but those are the exceptions. Most of the movies were horrendous. So you finally see a movie that looks pretty good, and then it gets canceled.
This is the problem with cancel culture. This is the problem — which is 99.9 percent a Leftist problem, but occasionally conservatives get involved too — which is, we don&#8217;t like you, we&#8217;re going to shut you down, we&#8217;re going to shut you up, or we think we don&#8217;t like you, so we&#8217;re gonna shut you down and shut you out. Bad idea. Just let it out. It&#8217;s ok. They&#8217;ll make a movie. If Hollywood wants to make a bad stupid liberal movie, people aren&#8217;t going to go see it. Hollywood wants to make what seems like a fairly conservative movie. I bet people would have gone to go see it, but you don&#8217;t have to go see it if you don&#8217;t want to.
Now it&#8217;s not just this movie, it&#8217;s not just &#8220;The Hunt.&#8221; Unfortunately, this is a tough day. I&#8217;m having almost as bad a day as Jeffrey Epstein too because not only do I have to defend Hollywood, I have to defend Sarah Silverman, one of my least favorite comedians — if you can even call her a comedian. But she apparently, she was relating this on a podcast — Sarah Silverman apparently just got fired from a movie because, on her own unfunny TV show, she wore blackface one time. I don&#8217;t watch her show. I didn&#8217;t watch the episode. I don&#8217;t know the context of the blackface, but I assume she wasn&#8217;t wearing it to just make fun of black people. I don&#8217;t think she was going out there — I don&#8217;t know that she was singing Al Jolson songs or something. I assume she was doing it for a comedic point, to make some kind of point. And yet she was fired from a movie for it.
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So my question is: Has Jimmy Kimmel been fired yet from his show? Jimmy Kimmel wore blackface on &#8220;The Man Show.&#8221; Has Ted Danson been fired from his incredibly good and successful career in Hollywood yet? Ted Danson wore blackface one time to make a point. How about Robert Downey Jr? He wore blackface in that movie &#8220;Tropic Thunder.&#8221; How about Julianne Hough? I don&#8217;t even know who that is. But she is apparently a Hollywood person; she wore blackface. How about Fred Armisen from &#8220;Portlandia&#8221; and SNL? He wore blackface on &#8220;SNL.&#8221; How about Gigi Hadid? How about the Governor of Virginia Ralph Northam, who either wore blackface or a KKK hood? Probably the latter but he hasn&#8217;t copped to either of them — he was just on his medical school yearbook page.
Why are we firing one person for this when we&#8217;re not firing other people? Doesn&#8217;t make a lot of sense. Also are we really going to take away someone&#8217;s career because they wear blackface? I guess, if you&#8217;re gonna do that though, if that&#8217;s the new rule, then you&#8217;ve got to apply it to everyone. And are we going to take away the Wayans Brothers&#8217; careers because they were white face in that movie &#8220;White Girls&#8221; or &#8220;White Chicks.&#8221; Remember that movie was two black guys who put on white face and blonde wigs and they pretended to be white girls. So you&#8217;re allowed to do that but you&#8217;re not allowed to wear blackface? Or I guess you&#8217;re allowed to wear blackface — for virtually every liberal elite in Hollywood — except for Sarah Silverman. I hate defending Sarah Silverman, but I have to do it because it&#8217;s just not applied fairly. There&#8217;s no logic to this cancel culture. There&#8217;s no logic to these new speech codes. There&#8217;s no logic to political correctness. It isn&#8217;t a logical ideology. Political correctness is a cudgel — that&#8217;s all it is. It&#8217;s just a tool. It&#8217;s just a hammer used to smack down your opponents. Which is why it only happens to some people and not others.
You know Meghan Kelly, for goodness sakes, she was on that show and on NBC, and she suggested that wearing blackface isn&#8217;t the worst possible crime, especially let&#8217;s say if you go out and go as Diana Ross — let&#8217;s say for Halloween you darken your skin a little bit to look more like Diana Ross. Maybe that&#8217;s not the end of the world. Maybe you shouldn&#8217;t get fired for that. And she lost her show for that, even though other people on the same network have worn blackface multiple times but nothing happens to them. Now, why did they go after Meghan? Did they go after Meghan because of her comments about blackface? Absolutely not. They went after Meghan because they don&#8217;t like her politics — because they&#8217;re not exceedingly left-wing — and they went after her because they didn&#8217;t like her show. So they were looking for an excuse to get rid of her show, and they used that politically correct excuse as a way to do it. But it wasn&#8217;t about principles, it wasn&#8217;t about values, it wasn&#8217;t about logic. Nothing. And that is always the way political correctness is applied.
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Sarah Silverman

KNOWLES: Cancel Culture Comes For Sarah Silverman

Hollywood

Megyn Kelly

Michael Knowles

Political Correctness

Ralph Northam

On Monday night, late night left-wing-politico-who-masquerades-as-a-comedian Jimmy Kimmel went on a rant in which he branded Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell an “evil soulless odd creep,” called Republicans “cowardly” for refusing to appear on left-wing cable news shows after the mass shootings over the weekend, and finished with a flourish, referring to Trump supporters as people who have been “repeatedly punched in the head” and calling President Trump’s sons Donald Jr. and Eric the “Douches of Hazzard” for being fans of MMA fighter Colby Covington.
Kimmel began, “After another weekend of sadness and outrage in the United States, we had two more mass shootings — one on Saturday in El Paso, the other in Dayton Sunday morning — horrible senseless tragedies, again with many lives lost, and again our leaders in one party in particular are offering not much more than their thoughts and their prayers.”
Kimmel continued, “I was thinking and praying about it and both parties say, they say one thing, that we&#8217;re too divided, and this is something we hear a lot, that we need to find something we can agree on. Well, here&#8217;s something that we can agree on: Too many people are being shot with high-powered weapons. I think we agree on that. We agree on this, too: they did a poll last year; 97% of gun owners — these are gun owners — support universal background check. 97%. That&#8217;s unheard of. You can ask people, &#8220;Is ice cream delicious,&#8221; and not get 97%.”
Then Kimmel started getting truly nasty, not only calling McConnell names but boasting that McConnell should get his “bony gray ass” to work to pass bills Kimmel approved of:
<blockquote>The Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, this evil soulless old creep, won&#8217;t even allow the Senate to vote on a bipartisan bill to require background checks for gun purchases a gun shows. There are two bills, each written by Democrats and Republicans together, because background checks, something we agree on, these bills, the bills passed in the House in February and to become law we&#8217;d have to pass them in the Senate too. But Mitch McConnell made sure the Senate couldn&#8217;t even vote on them, he didn&#8217;t bring them to the floor; they left for recess. So tell Mitch McConnell we have some good news. Call him and tell him the good news is we agree on something for a change: we agree that he needs to drag his bony gray ass into work to vote on these bills. Let&#8217;s start with that thing that we all agree on, and go from there, ok?</blockquote>
Kimmel then segued to attacking Republicans for refusing to go on CNN, where they would likely be pilloried for not hewing to the leftist party line: “It&#8217;s unbelievable. Yesterday, 49 Republican members of Congress refused to go on CNN to talk about the shootings. Now the cops in Dayton ran into the line of fire to stop the guy shooting. The politicians were too cowardly to go on cable television to talk about it.”
Then Kimmel got really manipulative, implying that President Trump was so uncaring about the shootings over the weekend that he instead tweeted celebrating the release of A$AP Rocky from a Swedish prison. Kimmel stated, “And meanwhile, this is what our president was busy with this weekend.” He showed a clip of Trump’s tweet.
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1157345692517634049?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 2, 2019</a></blockquote>
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One problem: the tweet was issued on Friday, before the shootings in El Paso and Dayton over the weekend.
Kimmel mocked Trump for tweeting a shout-out to MMA fighter Colby Covington. He continued, &#8220;Like many Americans who have been repeatedly punched in the head, Colby Covington is a big Donald Trump supporter. And there&#8217;s nothing Donald Trump loves more than people who love Donald Trump.&#8221; Kimmel then mocked President Trump&#8217;s sons, Donald Jr. and Eric, for attending a Colby Covington match, calling them, &#8220;The Douches of Hazard.&#8221;
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ABC&#8217;s &#8220;Jimmy Kimmel Live&#8221; &#8211; Season 17

WATCH: Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Trump Supporters, Trump&#8217;s Sons, And McConnell In Vicious Rant

Donald Trump Jr.

Eric Trump

Mitch McConnell

Left-wing late-night host Jimmy Kimmel apparently is not just committed to going political as much as he personally can on his show, he&#8217;s determined to make his guests go there, too. In an interview with U.S. Women&#8217;s Soccer stars Megan Rapinoe and Alex Morgan Thursday, Kimmel repeatedly steers the conversation toward the progressive agenda, or — as Rapinoe puts it when he first veers into politics — he deliberately &#8220;stirs the pot,&#8221; again and again.
After inviting on Rapinoe and Morgan — who have both been openly critical of President Trump, particularly the former — Kimmel asks a few introductory questions about their seemingly non-stop celebration since winning the World Cup on Sunday and Rapinoe&#8217;s decision to dye her hair pink/purple. But it doesn&#8217;t take long for Kimmel to start hammering &#8220;equal pay,&#8221; driving a wedge between the U.S. women&#8217;s and men&#8217;s teams, and encouraging the stars to start a boycott.
&#8220;Can you answer this question, because I was thinking about this: Why is the American team, your team, so dominant? Why are you guys so much better than everyone else?&#8221; Kimmel asks, a question that has a predetermined direction, as he quickly reveals (video below).
Rapinoe points to Morgan, then lifts an eyebrow and gestures to her whole body, amid claps from the audience. &#8220;Look at her,&#8221; she says. Morgan doesn&#8217;t have much more of a response saying, simply, &#8220;It&#8217;s a good question, um&#8230;&#8221;
But Kimmel cuts Morgan off before she can finish the thought, and instantly takes a jab at the men&#8217;s team in the process. &#8220;It&#8217;s an interesting question, isn&#8217;t it? It&#8217;s not like that with the men&#8217;s team,&#8221; says Kimmel.
Rapinoe responds with a chiding head tilt and a &#8220;stirring the pot&#8221; motion. &#8220;Jimmy!&#8221; Morgan says, wagging her finger.
Then Kimmel calls for a particular clip of the parade in which the president of U.S. Soccer tells the crowd that they invest more money in women&#8217;s soccer than any country in the world, a statement met with chants of &#8220;Equal Pay! Equal Pay!&#8221; from the crowd.
&#8220;So that&#8217;s the president of U.S. Soccer and this has become a big topic of conversation,&#8221; says Kimmel. &#8220;You want equal pay, and by the way, I think it&#8217;s a mistake. Shouldn&#8217;t you be paid more because you [win more often]?&#8221;
That line draws loud applause and cheers from Kimmel&#8217;s audience.
Kimmel goes on to urge the stars to boycott the next World Cup if they don&#8217;t get equal pay, advice Morgan appears reluctant to fully embrace.
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Kimmel&#8217;s argument for equal pay does not appear to factor in one key detail: the actual money made by men&#8217;s and women&#8217;s soccer. The pay disparity is a result of the dramatic difference in revenues from men&#8217;s and women&#8217;s leagues. When the actual revenues are factored in, U.S. women are actually paid at a higher percentage than men, notes The Daily Wire&#8217;s <a href="http://www.dailywire.com/news/49244/walsh-womens-soccer-players-say-they-deserve-equal-matt-walsh">Matt Walsh</a>. Forbes <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeozanian/2019/03/07/world-cup-soccer-pay-disparity-between-men-and-women-is-justified/#66cec83e6da4">provided</a> a breakdown of the massive revenue differences between recent World Cups:
<blockquote>As Dwight Jaynes pointed out four years ago after the U.S. women beat Japan to capture the World Cup in Vancouver, there is a big difference in the revenue available to pay the teams. The Women&#8217;s World Cup brought in almost $73 million, of which the players got 13%. The 2010 men&#8217;s World Cup in South Africa made almost $4 billion, of which 9% went to the players.
The men still pull the World Cup money wagon. The men&#8217;s World Cup in Russia generated over $6 billion in revenue, with the participating teams sharing $400 million, less than 7% of revenue. Meanwhile, the Women&#8217;s World Cup is expected to earn $131 million for the full four-year cycle 2019-22 and dole out $30 million to the participating teams.</blockquote>
Related: <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/49244/walsh-womens-soccer-players-say-they-deserve-equal-matt-walsh">WALSH: Women&#8217;s Soccer Players Say They Deserve ‘Equal Pay.’ But The Stats Show That They Are Actually Overpaid.</a>

WATCH: Kimmel Repeatedly Tries To Stir Controversy With Rapinoe, Morgan Interview

Feminism

Megan Rapinoe

Soccer

Team USA

Jimmy Kimmel used his opening monologue on Thursday night to attack pro-life states for passing what he described as &#8220;strict anti-choice laws.&#8221;
&#8220;Several southern states are doing what they can to overturn Roe v. Wade,&#8221; Kimmel said. &#8220;Conservatives in Mississippi, Georgia, and Alabama have enacted new anti-abortion laws, with the hope they can get the Supreme Court to reverse its decision on the landmark case. Alabama has enacted a near total abortion ban, which is very scary. No woman should ever be forced to raise a child in Alabama. It just shouldn&#8217;t happen.&#8221;
The audience cheered on Kimmel&#8217;s denunciation of Alabama as a state so terrible that children should not even be raised there after being born.
&#8220;Pro-lifers insist they&#8217;re not anti-choice, they say women are still free to pick the name of the baby with the husband&#8217;s permission of course, but these strict anti-choice laws put women&#8217;s reproductive rights at risk and thanks to these laws, not only is the right to get an abortion being threatened, even birth control is becoming more difficult to get,&#8221; Kimmel continued.
The segment then segued into a mean-spirited mock PSA starring actress Rachel Bloom (&#8220;Crazy Ex-Girlfriend&#8221;) as a woman pondering several different &#8220;choices&#8221; upon learning that her state banned abortion and abortifacient contraceptives like Plan B.
&#8220;Now that you&#8217;re actually pregnant, it&#8217;s time to consider other options. Plan D. D is for doctor. Just find someone who claims to be one on Craigslist. Meet them behind a Popeye&#8217;s Fried Chicken and voila. Who says women don&#8217;t have the right to choose?&#8221; the announcer says in the video as a pregnant woman prepares to undergo a creepy back-alley abortion.
The mock PSA ends with the woman holding two babies in her arms and the announcer essentially declaring her to be &#8220;f***ed.&#8221;
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Kimmel is not the only late-night comedian to denounce the pro-life laws in states like Alabama, Georgia, and Missouri. Stephen Colbert recently <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/16/arts/television/stephen-colbert-jimmy-fallon-alabama-abortion.html">issued a nasty</a> monologue where he not only mocked the lawmakers of Alabama for enacting a strict anti-abortion law but also mocked the very idea that unborn babies are human beings.
&#8220;That is either an overreach by the Alabama G.O.P. or some pretty intense viral marketing for the new season of &#8216;The Handmaid&#8217;s Tale,'&#8221; Colbert said. &#8220;I don&#8217;t get it. If a TV show has to become reality, why can&#8217;t it be &#8216;Star Trek&#8217; so they can beam me off of this planet?&#8221;
Colbert later played the old &#8220;pro-lifers are stuck in the 19th-century&#8221; card. &#8220;They&#8217;re going to throw them right in the Alabama slammer for 99 years,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Let&#8217;s see, it&#8217;s 2019, so by the time those doctors get out of jail in Alabama, it will be 1895.&#8221;

WATCH: Jimmy Kimmel Trashes Pro-Life States With Mock PSA

Abortion

George Clooney is back &#8212; and no, not with another movie (the box office<a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/23335/god-great-george-clooney-wants-quit-acting-paul-bois"> took care of that</a>). Instead, the former &#8220;Ocean&#8217;s 11&#8221; star did a parody public service announcement (PSA) on Jimmy Kimmel in which he mocked President Trump and climate change skeptics as &#8220;dumb f***ing idiots.&#8221;
According to <a href="https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/george-clooney-calls-trump-climate-change-mock-psa-science-1208833">The Hollywood Reporter</a>, Kimmel introduced the parody PSA by referencing a <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/06/world/one-million-species-threatened-extinction-humans-scn-intl/index.html">recent report</a> from the United Nations that estimated that there are over one million species that are threatened with extinction because of humans.
Appearing in a suit on Kimmel, Clooney introduced himself as both an actor and director, as well as the &#8220;two-time sexiest man alive titleholder.&#8221;
&#8220;Science enables us to cure diseases, to communicate across great distances and to fly,&#8221; Clooney said in the PSA. &#8220;Tragically, though, the volumes of invaluable knowledge gathered over centuries are now threatened by an epidemic of dumb f***ing idiots saying dumb s**t.&#8221;
The video then showed clips of President Trump and his administration, as well as conservative Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK).
&#8220;Dumb s**t is highly contagious, infecting the minds of even the most stable geniuses,&#8221; Clooney said.
Later, Clooney called on people to combat this &#8220;rampant dumbf***ery&#8221; by supporting the United to Defeat Untruthful Misinformation and Support Science initiative, which was abbreviated as UDUMASS.
Get it?
&#8220;Your generous contribution to UDUMASS will provide desperately needed knowledge to dumb f***ing idiots on Facebook and Twitter all around the world,&#8221; Clooney said. &#8220;Just $20 will convince one f***ng idiot that climate change is real. $50 will teach five brainless dumbf***s to vaccinate their kids and $200 will teach ten dips**t knuckle-draggers that dinosaurs existed, but not at the same time as people.&#8221;
&#8220;Together we can win the fight against dumbf***iness, but we can&#8217;t do it alone,&#8221; he said. &#8220;The world needs your support, UDUMASS.&#8221;
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It makes sense that Clooney would appear on Jimmy Kimmel to refer to people that disagree with him as &#8220;dumb f***ing idiots,&#8221; given that his career as a movie star has been seemingly relegated to merely having movie-of-the-week on Hulu. In 2017, his box office performance as both an actor and director had tanked so hard that he <a href="https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/george-clooney-interview-suburbicon-matt-damon-75ldpm7h2">openly pondered</a> dropping out of acting altogether.
&#8220;Look, I acted for a long time and, you know, I&#8217;m 56. I&#8217;m not the guy that gets the girl anymore,&#8221; Clooney said before humbly adding that his tequila brand, Casamigos, made him more money than acting. &#8220;Acting used to be how I paid the rent, but I sold a tequila company for a billion f***ing dollars. I don&#8217;t need money.&#8221;
George Clooney&#8217;s previous directorial effort, &#8220;Suburbicon,&#8221; made just a little over $5 million in the box office and currently holds a paltry 5.6 rating on IMDB and an even more paltry 26% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Many reviewers have denounced the film as a pretentious piece of mean-spirited virtue-signaling.
Scott Mendelson of <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2016/05/13/george-clooney-is-a-movie-star-as-long-as-you-dont-need-a-20m-debut/#98ca7ab5488e">Forbes</a> has said that George Clooney can only be considered a movie star as long as the studios are seeking a debut of less than $20 million.

WATCH: George Clooney Parody PSA Mocks Trump, Climate Change Skeptics: ‘Dumb F***ing Idiots’

Climate Change

George Clooney

The liberal desire to rebut President Trump is so overwhelming that they&#8217;re now &#8220;fact-checking&#8221; him live or the moment he utters his last sentence. There is an Official Democratic Politician Rebuttal of the State of the Union, but why bother? They need only give links to national &#8220;news&#8221; sites, since the &#8220;news&#8221; anchors will offer their &#8220;context&#8221; as soon as the speech is over.
Or better yet, leave it to the &#8220;comedians.&#8221;
One could easily consider the late-night talk shows to be the Democrat rebuttal. Start with &#8220;The Daily Show&#8221; on Comedy Central, where Trevor Noah quipped, &#8220;The real theme of his speech was that we&#8217;re all going to die, Mexican style. &#8230; This part of his speech was so scary he should have just done it with a flashlight under his chin.&#8221;
Trump was dismissed as dumber than a fifth-grader. &#8220;There was one thing we can all agree on,&#8221; Noah announced. &#8220;He read really well. &#8230; I don&#8217;t know if he&#8217;s ready for a second term, but he&#8217;s definitely ready for the second grade.&#8221;
ABC&#8217;s Jimmy Kimmel had the same lame thought. &#8220;President Trump spoke with all the elegance of a book report written by a third-grader on the bus,&#8221; he said. Kimmel was surely angry that he declared the president a grade smarter than Noah.
Kimmel also joked: &#8220;Trump said, &#8216;We must step boldly and bravely into the next chapter of this great American adventure.&#8217; And that chapter is 11.&#8221; Bankruptcy, get it? Who needs to tell the truth about the economy? Not the comedians.
CBS&#8217; &#8220;Late Show with Stephen Colbert&#8221; is a hot stop for the 46 or so Democrats considering a run for the White House, and Colbert is trying hard to be the most hateful Trump hater of them all. His post-State of the Union show offered a fake translation of Russian President Vladimir Putin. &#8220;Good evening, I&#8217;m Vladimir Putin,&#8221; the female translator said over footage of the real Russian autocrat speaking. &#8220;I agree with President Trump&#8217;s call for unity. Both sides must come together and do exactly what he says. That I told him to say.&#8221;
Fake Putin then makes this unfunny joke: &#8220;We built a wall in Germany, and not one Mexican got into East Berlin.&#8221; Liberals can never tell the difference between a wall to keep citizens in and one to keep illegal immigrants out.
Colbert then added his own thoughts. &#8220;This was not a particularly great speech,&#8221; he said. &#8220;But what it lacked in quality it made up in length. This speech was like watching paint lie.&#8221; Yes, these &#8220;joke&#8221; writers get paid for this.
TBS &#8220;comedian&#8221; Samantha Bee had to wait a night to offer her feckless feminist fusillade. &#8220;My ovaries just tried to move back to Canada,&#8221; she joked about the president&#8217;s passionate pro-life remarks. &#8220;I always knew someday a Republican president would try to take away my right to choose,&#8221; she said, skipping over the fact that she&#8217;s almost 50. &#8220;I just didn&#8217;t think it would be the kind of president who&#8217;s definitely tried to go Dutch on an abortion!&#8221;
This isn&#8217;t new. Last May, she told viewers, &#8220;If Trump hasn&#8217;t paid for at least half a dozen abortions, I will eat this blazer.&#8221;
Bee was only echoing panicked Hollywood feminists who can&#8217;t imagine an abortion limit they could abide. Bette Midler tweeted after the speech: &#8220;Buy stock in coat hangers! Here we go, 60 years, back to the back alleys!&#8221; Alyssa Milano added, &#8220;Government doesn&#8217;t get any bigger than when it is in a uterus.&#8221;
When you&#8217;re the Resistance, the counterarguments don&#8217;t have to have internal logic, and they certainly don&#8217;t have to be funny. They just need to be loaded with passionate fear and loathing. The cultural elite offers a perpetual geyser of hate.
Hollywood would like America to believe it reflects our nation&#8217;s pulse. Well, 76 percent of Americans approved of this speech by the second- or third-grader who&#8217;s destroying our economy as a pawn of Russia because he wants to kill pregnant women.
L. Brent Bozell III is the president of the Media Research Center. Tim Graham is director of media analysis at the Media Research Center and executive editor of the blog NewsBusters.org. To find out more about Brent Bozell III and Tim Graham, and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate webpage at www.creators.com.

BOZELL &#038; GRAHAM: Trump&#8217;s Address Meets Late-Night Resistance

Media Bias

Stephen Colbert

The blackface nightmare Democrats are facing in Virginia has curiously not been referenced at all on the late-night shows of a couple of popular liberal hosts. Both Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon have avoided commenting on Demoratic Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam&#8217;s infamous blackface/KKK photo (and his Michael Jackson impersonation), nor have either acknowledged the new admission by the Democrat who&#8217;s second in line for the governorship that he too dressed in blackface.
While Fallon is less political than Kimmel, he has allowed himself to get a bit more political after massive backlash from his liberal audience over his decision to interview then-candidate Donald Trump in 2016, which critics blasted as helping to &#8220;normalize&#8221; Trump. Kimmel, meanwhile, has embraced left-wing politics enthusiastically, frequently using his show to hammer various Democratic talking points and regularly condemning Trump.
But though Kimmel in particular is known for his hyper-partisan approach to the big news of the day, it appears that his Democratic sympathies are not the sole reason he&#8217;s avoiding the Virginia blackface controversy: The real reason appears to be that Kimmel, like Fallon, has dressed in blackface in the past.
Here&#8217;s video of one of Kimmel&#8217;s now infamous &#8220;Man Show&#8221; sketches mocking African American NBA great Karl Malone in which he says, &#8220;Sometime at night, Karl Malone look up at the sky and say what duh hell goin&#8217; on up der?&#8221;
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But that wasn&#8217;t his only blackface sketch; Kimmel not only enjoyed playing Malone, he also darkened his face up to mock Oprah Winfrey. Here&#8217;s a screenshot via <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/kimmel-fallon-avoid-ralph-northam-controversy-in-monologues-both-have-histories-using-blackface-in-skits">Fox News</a>:
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As for Fallon, he once famously appeared as &#8220;Chris Rock&#8221; on &#8220;Saturday Night Live,&#8221; complete with dark makeup and a wig, the <a href="https://nypost.com/2019/02/06/why-jimmy-kimmel-and-jimmy-fallon-arent-talking-about-blackface/">New York Post</a> notes. Here&#8217;s a screenshot of the moment that made its way to <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/NormMacdonald/comments/9g8d39/whens_jimmy_fallon_gonna_apologize_for_wearing/">Reddit</a>:
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As The Daily Wire noted Thursday, another popular, hyper-partisan liberal host has also put on dark makeup to pretend to be &#8220;African&#8221;: <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/43165/watch-joy-behar-darkened-skin-dress-african-woman-amanda-prestigiacomo">Joy Behar</a>.
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Joy Behar admitted during a taping of The View in 2016 to dressing as a &#8220;beautiful African women&#8221; at a Halloween party when she was 29 which involved makeup &#8220;that was a little bit darker than my skin&#8221;
The show even ran an image of the old photo <a href="https://t.co/qKQqzDPxyn">pic.twitter.com/qKQqzDPxyn</a>
&#8212; Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) <a href="https://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/1093272835076837377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 6, 2019</a></blockquote>
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As The Daily Wire&#8217;s <a href="http://www.dailywire.com/news/43165/watch-joy-behar-darkened-skin-dress-african-woman-amanda-prestigiacomo">Amanda Prestigiacomo</a> points out, conservative former host Megyn Kelly was fired not because she actually donned blackface &#8212; like Behar, Kimmel and Fallon &#8212; but for simply asking why it was inherently racist if it was done in a respectful manner.
The blackface controversy in Virginia was prompted by the unearthing of an old photo on the personal med school yearbook page of Democratic Gov. Ralph Northam. After apologoizing for a photo showing one man in blackface and another in a KKK hood, Northam has since asserted that he is not in the photo, but has admitted to dressing up like Michael Jackson at another event. Northam became a national name after defending letting born-alive children die if the mother chooses not to save them.
The second in line for the job should Northam step down, as his fellow Democrats are demanding, has since come forward to <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/43126/breaking-virginias-ag-may-have-his-own-scandal-emily-zanotti">admit to wearing blackface once too</a>. The next in line for the Virginia governorship after Northam, Democrat Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax, has now been publicly accused of rape.
Related: <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/43163/fairfax-accuser-hires-blasey-fords-attorneys-guess-james-barrett">Fairfax Accuser Hires Blasey Ford&#8217;s Attorneys. Guess Whose Attorneys Fairfax Has Hired?</a>

WATCH: Here Are The Liberal Late-Night Hosts Who Wore Blackface

Jimmy Fallon

On Thursday night, good ol&#8217; lovable Jimmy Kimmel, whose dripping condescension toward conservatives seemingly permeates every fiber of his being, declared that the people who have <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/39599/border-wall-gofundme-account-raises-over-12-james-barrett">contributed over $12 million</a> to the GoFundMe page to build a wall along the southern border of the United States, are &#8220;very dopey people&#8221; who are &#8220;dipping into their meth money.&#8221;
Kimmel started by noting President Trump&#8217;s pledge to shut down the government unless he got $5 billion in finding for the border wall:
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Trump is leaving Washington, D.C. an absolute mess. He caused quite a thing today. He announced today he&#8217;s not going to sign a resolution to fund the government. This is a deal that was crafted by Republicans. They thought he was going to sign it. He surprised them and said, I&#8217;m not signing it unless I get the $5 billion I want for my border wall. If he doesn&#8217;t get that money, which he won&#8217;t, tomorrow night at midnight the government will shut down, which means hundreds of thousands of workers won&#8217;t get paid.
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Kimmel mocked, &#8220;Basically, Trump is taking paychecks from federal employees at Christmas time to punish Congress for not paying for a wall he swore 500 times Mexico would be paying for. So Feliz Navidad, everyone. But here&#8217;s the twist. The twist is the President might not need Mexico or Congress to pay for the wall at all because there are some very dopey people ready to pay for it themselves.&#8221;
Kimmel referred to the creator of the GoFundMe page, Brian Kolfage, an Iraq War veteran and three-time amputee, as &#8220;This Trump supporter,&#8221; leering, &#8220;This Trump supporter, a guy named Brian Kolfage, started a GoFundMe campaign to raise $1 billion for the wall. He launched it on Sunday. It&#8217;s already up to almost $9 million.&#8221;
Then he segued to mocking the people who put up their own money to fund a border wall:
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People, this is what people do with their disposable income when they don&#8217;t have loans from college to pay off. Donating money for a wall that will never exist. It&#8217;s like starting a college fund for Harry Potter. It&#8217;s a, it&#8217;s a waste. A more useful thing to do with your money would be to go outside and feed it to a bird but you do have to admire the sacrifice they&#8217;re making. I mean, a lot of these people are dipping into their meth money for this &#8230;
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Interviewed on Fox News, Kolfage explained his motivation:
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As a veteran who has given so much, 3 limbs, I feel deeply invested to this nation to ensure future generations have everything we have today. Too many Americans have been murdered by illegal aliens and too many illegals are taking advantage of the United States taxpayers with no means of ever contributing to our society. I have grandparents who immigrated to America legally, they did it the correct way and it&#8217;s time we uphold our laws, and get this wall BUILT! It&#8217;s up to Americans to help out and pitch in to get this project rolling. If the 63 million people who voted for Trump each pledge $80, we can build the wall. That equates to roughly five billion dollars, even if we get half, that&#8217;s half the wall. We can do this.
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WATCH: Kimmel Mocks Donors To GoFundMe Page For Border Wall: ‘Dopey People … These People Are Dipping Into Their Meth Money For This&#8217;

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On Tuesday night, Jimmy Kimmel presented a skit in which he conversed with God (played by Billy Crystal) and Satan (played by Dave Grohl) to decide whether Ted Cruz should go to Hell.
Ultimately, Crystal and Grohl played &#8220;rock, paper, scissors&#8221; to determine Cruz&#8217;s fate, as neither of them wanted him, and Crystal issued some insults directed at Cruz.
Cruz fired back on Twitter, writing, &#8220;Really getting into the Christmas spirit, Jimmy Kimmel just aired a skit with &#8216;God &amp; Satan&#8217; arguing and eventually deciding that I should go to Hell. It&#8217;s almost as if Jimmy&#8217;s feelings are still hurt that I kicked his ass at hoops.&#8221;
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Really getting into the Christmas spirit, Jimmy Kimmel just aired a skit with &#8220;God &amp; Satan&#8221; arguing and eventually deciding that I should go to Hell. It&#8217;s almost as if Jimmy&#8217;s feelings are still hurt that I kicked his ass at hoops&#8230;. <a href="https://t.co/FuehUsGHwX">https://t.co/FuehUsGHwX</a>
&#8212; Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) <a href="https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1075435020913963009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 19, 2018</a></blockquote>
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The segment began with Kimmel discussing an exhibit currently on display in the Illinois state capitol in Springfield that came from the Satanic Temple of Chicago. The statue, called the &#8220;Snaketivity,&#8221; displays a woman&#8217;s arm, with a snake curled around it, while the arm holds an apple aloft, to represent the Biblical tale of Eve and the serpent.
Kimmel stated, &#8220;When things like this happen, I go directly to the top; I don&#8217;t mess around, and in this case, that is God, so, God, are you there?&#8221;
The screen behind Kimmel then showed Crystal as God, prompting a conversation. After some bantering back and forth about Chicago not being the capital of Illinois, Kimmel asked Crystal if he wanted the statue removed from the building. Crystal replied, &#8220;Removed? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I&#8217;m fine with it. Me and Satan, we&#8217;re cool.&#8221;
Kimmel asked, &#8220;What do you mean, you and Satan are cool?&#8221;
Crystal: &#8220;We made up.&#8221; Crystal then called Grohl, dressed as Satan, to join him. Crystal said he and Satan occasionally had brunch together, prompting Grohl to remark, &#8221;And then we figure out who goes where.&#8221;
Crystal: &#8220;Yeah, yeah. That&#8217;s our big game. Who goes where.&#8221; He turned to Grohl, saying, &#8220;So, uh, which one of us is gonna get Ted Cruz?&#8221; They both made faces; Grohl suggested, &#8220;Rock, paper, scissors?&#8221; Crystal won, then chortled, &#8220;Rock, paper, scissors; he&#8217;s all yours!&#8221; Grohl countered, &#8220;Wait, you won! He&#8217;s all yours!&#8221;
Crystal: &#8221;No, no, I don&#8217;t want him.&#8221; Turning to Kimmel, he continued, &#8220;Jimmy, that face? For eternity? Ew.&#8221; Grohl, protesting. &#8220;I don&#8217;t want him either! I don&#8217;t want him either!&#8221; Crystal: &#8220;Tough luck, buddy, I won!&#8221;
Kimmel thanked them, saying, &#8220;Have a Merry Christmas.&#8221;
Kimmel has mocked Cruz for some time; in September 2017, after Cruz&#8217;s Twitter account mistakenly &#8220;liked&#8221; a porn image, Kimmel tweeted, &#8220;Well done @ TedCruz using the power of &#8216;like&#8217; to illustrate the evils of porn.&#8221;
Cruz got even, though; in June 2018, after Kimmel joked that Cruz resembled a blobfish, as <a href="https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Cruz-edges-out-Kimmel-in-charity-basketball-game-13000976.php">the Houston Chronicle reported</a>. Cruz challenged Kimmel to one-on-one in basketball for charity and beat him, 11-9. As <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/31945/sen-ted-cruz-rousts-late-night-host-jimmy-kimmel-emily-zanotti">The Daily Wire</a> reported, &#8220;Originally, the game was supposed to be a first-to-fifteen points contest, but after an hour of dribbling, missed shots, and air-balls, the pair of contenders agreed that the game would be won by the first man to reach 11 points, with a two-point lead over their opponent.&#8221;
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Jimmy Kimmel Skit Says Ted Cruz Should Be In Hell. Cruz Crushes Him.

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On Thursday, late-night host Jimmy Kimmel continued his steady stream of Donald Trump-themed monologues, with a series of partisan takes on the most recent Trump news. While his audience enthusiastically applauded most of his jabs at Trump, one missed the mark with a segment of the audience, who responded with groans to the host going out of his way to drop a sexual joke about Trump&#8217;s daughter.
Referencing recent reports that one of the leading candidates to replace Gen. John Kelly as Trump&#8217;s chief of staff is none other then Trump&#8217;s son-in-law and key adviser Jared Kushner, Kimmel decided to work in a sexual reference to his wife, Ivanka.
&#8220;I guess the thinking of [Trump] is: if he&#8217;s good enough to screw my daughter, he&#8217;s good enough to screw the country,&#8221; said Kimmel.
The response from the usually quick-to-laugh audience was mixed, some groaning loudly at the tasteless joke.
&#8220;I hope he hires Jared,&#8221; Kimmel added, attempting to move on quickly. &#8220;I hope he hires Jared and then he fires Jared so we go through the whole thing.&#8221;
The sexual joke followed a series of other predictably Trump-disparaging quips that conveniently highlighted as much of the bad reports surrounding the president as he could muster in the brief monologue.
Among the topics he ran through was Trump canceling the annual White House holiday party for the press, which Kimmel used as a means of fantasizing about Trump canceling the Republican Party altogether, an idea that got big cheers from his audience. If Trump were to hold the party for the press, suggested Kimmel, it would end up like the bloody &#8220;red wedding&#8221; from &#8220;Game of Thrones.&#8221;
Describing Trump as &#8220;Old Yeller,&#8221; Kimmel then commented on him &#8220;barking up quite a storm on Twitter this morning&#8221; about his former lawyer Michael Cohen&#8217;s claim that he sent illegal &#8220;hush money&#8221; payments to Trump&#8217;s alleged former mistresses at Trump&#8217;s direction. Kimmel then read through part of one of Trump&#8217;s tweets:
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I never directed Michael Cohen to break the law. He was a lawyer and he is supposed to know the law. It is called &#8216;advice of counsel,&#8217; and a lawyer has great liability if a mistake is made.
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&#8220;That&#8217;s actually true,&#8221; said Kimmel, who appeared to be struggling at times to get through the monologue. &#8220;He didn&#8217;t tell Michael Cohen to break the law. He paid him to break the law.&#8221; Kimmel then offered a flashback of Trump saying he didn&#8217;t know about the $130,000 NDA payment to Stormy Daniels.
&#8220;First it was I never had sex with those women, then it was I never paid those women, now it&#8217;s I assumed it was legal to pay those women,&#8221; said Kimmel. &#8220;Next week he&#8217;ll say he didn&#8217;t know they were women, that&#8217;s why he asked them to take off their clothes.&#8221; His crowd liked that joke much more than the Ivanka reference.
Kimmel then moved on to the newly announced investigation into Trump&#8217;s inaugural committee, which spent a record $103 million and is now reportedly under scrutiny for potential redirection of funds. For that Trump-damaging story, Kimmel worked in a joke dissing the committee for only being able to land &#8220;Three Doors Down.&#8221;
Video below via &#8220;Jimmy Kimmel Live&#8221;:

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WATCH: Jimmy Kimmel Cracks Sexual Joke About Ivanka Trump, Gets Shamed By Some Of His Audience

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Leftists have placed all their hopes for the Supreme Court onto the shoulders of a frail 85-year-old woman, whose potential death could send them into a panic.
Upon news that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg had to be hospitalized this week following a bad fall that broke three ribs, leftists expressed terror that her time on the Supreme Court may be over. Jimmy Kimmel went as far to caution his viewers during his late-night show on Thursday night that they must &#8220;protect&#8221; the elderly justice &#8220;at all cost&#8221; so that she could stay on the Court &#8220;another 80 years.&#8221;
&#8220;For obvious reasons, Ruth Bader Ginsburg is someone we need to protect at all cost,&#8221; Jimmy Kimmel said on Thursday. &#8220;We need her to keep going for like another, maybe, 80 years.&#8221;
Keeping it light, Kimmel then joked about &#8220;Ruth Bader Gins-bubble&#8221; that would protect the woman from all harm, including grizzly bears.
&#8220;We&#8217;ve been developing this over the last year,&#8221; Kimmel continued. &#8220;We&#8217;re sending this to Washington to protect Justice Ginsburg from injuries, for criminals, from bears &#8212; this thing is actually grizzly bear-proof.&#8221;
&#8220;We are going to have to figure out the bathroom situation,&#8221; he added.
Not that Kimmel or anyone has anything to fear after Ginsburg&#8217;s fall. <a href="https://www.reuters.com/article/us-film-ruth-bader-ginsburg/justice-ginsburg-up-and-working-after-breaking-ribs-nephew-says-idUSKCN1NE0XO" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Reports </a>now indicate that she is on her way to a full recovery.
&#8220;The last I heard she was up and working, of course, because what else would she be doing, and cracking jokes,&#8221; Kimmel said. &#8220;I can&#8217;t promise they were good jokes but they were jokes.&#8221;
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The news of Ginsburg&#8217;s injury brought such distress to her supporters that they immediately <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/38128/people-offer-their-ribs-organs-save-ruth-bader-paul-bois">began offering whatever rib or organ</a> she needed to survive. Some of even offered to give their lives up to keep her safe.
&#8220;If Ruth Bader Ginsburg needs any of my bones or internal organs I don&#8217;t need mine,&#8221; said actress Leslie Grossman.
&#8220;I hereby donate all of my ribs and organs to Ruth Bader Ginsburg,&#8221; said journalist Lauren Duca.
&#8220;I will literally give 3 ribs to Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg if she needs them, along with whichever other body parts she requires until 2020,&#8221; said activist and WaPo contributor Holly Figueroa O&#8217;Reilly.
According to the <a href="https://www.apnews.com/5cb91423ce954e1d8520eba25fc9262a">Associated Press</a>, Ginsburg has had a history of health problems that she has overcome in recent years.
&#8220;Ginsburg has had a series of health problems,&#8221; reports AP. &#8220;She broke two ribs in a fall in 2012. She has had two prior bouts with cancer and had a stent implanted to open a blocked artery in 2014. She also was hospitalized after a bad reaction to medicine in 2009.&#8221;
At 85, Justice Ginsburg has made no plans to retire from her Supreme Court seat, which, if filled by a conservative, would dramatically alter the court&#8217;s makeup for decades to come. In the early Obama years, progressive activists were hoping she would announce her retirement so that the former president could replace her with an equally liberal judge. After the 2014 midterm, when Republicans took back the Senate, her retirement became all the less likely. Now that President Trump sits in the oval office and Republicans control the Senate, Ginsburg will likely stay on until well past 2020.

Kimmel: We Must Protect Ruth Bader Ginsburg ‘At All Cost’

Supreme Court

On Tuesday night, left-wing late-night host Jimmy Kimmel once again spoke condescendingly of Kanye West, issuing the most backhanded of backhanded compliments &#8212; that managed to get one essential detail wrong.
West set the internet ablaze once again with a single tweet Tuesday announcing that he was stepping back from politics after coming to realize that he&#8217;d been &#8220;used&#8221; to promote messages he doesn&#8217;t endorse.
&#8220;My eyes are now wide open and now realize I&#8217;ve been used to spread messages I don&#8217;t believe in,&#8221; West <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/37787/kanye-distance-himself-politics-ive-been-used-amanda-prestigiacomo">wrote</a>. &#8220;I am distancing myself from politics and completely focusing on being creative.&#8221;
Before posting that comment, Kanye issued a tweet referencing Candace Owens&#8217; &#8220;Blexit&#8221; campaign, which encourages African Americans to leave the Democratic Party. Many believed initially that West was behind it, but he made clear that he has &#8220;nothing to do with it.&#8221;
&#8220;I introduced Candace to the person who made the logo and they didn&#8217;t want their name on it so she used mine,&#8221; he wrote. &#8220;I never wanted any association with Blexit. I have nothing to do with it.&#8221;
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I introduced Candace to the person who made the logo and they didn&#8217;t want their name on it so she used mine. I never wanted any association with Blexit. I have nothing to do with it.
&#8212; ye (@kanyewest) <a href="https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1057382888520499201?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 30, 2018</a></blockquote>
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My eyes are now wide open and now realize I&#8217;ve been used to spread messages I don&#8217;t believe in. I am distancing myself from politics and completely focusing on being creative !!!
&#8212; ye (@kanyewest) <a href="https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1057382916760707072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 30, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Despite the context of his comment about being &#8220;used,&#8221; Trump critics interpreted his statement as an indirect reference to the president. One of those Trump critics was Kimmel, who, as <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/jimmy-kimmel-talks-kanye-west-stepping-away-politics-1156744">THR</a> reports, celebrated that West&#8217;s &#8220;voices in his head&#8221; were finally &#8220;starting to talk sense.&#8221;
&#8220;Now the president doesn&#8217;t even have Kanye anymore,&#8221; said Kimmel, sharing West&#8217;s second tweet about distancing himself from politics. &#8220;Finally, the voices in his head are starting to talk sense.&#8221;
Kimmel then announced in a racially charged comment: &#8220;And if there are any black celebrities out there who would like to be the president&#8217;s only African-American supporter, that position is now officially open.&#8221;
The only problem is that Kimmel, once again, got a key detail wrong. In comments to TMZ Tuesday following his &#8220;used&#8221; tweet, West made clear that he wasn&#8217;t talking about President Trump at all.
&#8220;Kanye contacted us to make it clear he did not mention Donald Trump in his tweets, and he&#8217;s getting out of politics altogether,&#8221; <a href="https://www.tmz.com/2018/10/30/kanye-west-donald-trump-used-blexit-candace-owens/">TMZ</a> reported. &#8220;As for being &#8216;used&#8217; &#8230; he says he was specifically referencing Blexit, and that&#8217;s it.&#8221;
To the disappointment of Trump critics, West&#8217;s tweet wasn&#8217;t him trashing Trump; and just because he&#8217;s &#8220;distancing&#8221; himself from politics doesn&#8217;t mean he no longer supports the president, as Kimmel wants his audience to believe.
As The Daily Wire <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/34328/watch-kanye-slams-idea-blacks-must-vote-democrat-james-barrett">reported</a>, West appeared on Kimmel&#8217;s show in August and said a bunch of things that clearly made the left-wing host uncomfortable.
&#8220;As a musician, African-American, guy out in Hollywood, all these different things, everyone around me tried to pick my candidate for me,&#8221; West told Kimmel about his decision to support Trump. &#8220;And then told me every time I said I liked Trump that I couldn&#8217;t say it out loud or my career would be over, I&#8217;d get kicked out of the black community &#8212; because blacks, we&#8217;re supposed to have a monolithic thought &#8230; we can only be Democrats and all.&#8221;
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Related: <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/37817/kanye-disappoints-trump-critics-follow-comment-james-barrett">Kanye Disappoints Trump Critics In Follow-Up Comment About &#8216;Being Used&#8217;</a>

Kimmel Says Voices In Kanye&#8217;s Head Are &#8216;Starting To Talk Sense,&#8217; But Gets Key Detail Wrong

Kanye West

NBC was aghast that Megyn Kelly said it was once OK to color your skin during Halloween when she was a kid.
&#8221;But what is racist?&#8221; she said on her NBC morning show last week. &#8220;Because you do get in trouble if you are a white person who puts on blackface on Halloween, or a black person who puts on whiteface for Halloween. Back when I was a kid that was OK, as long as you were dressing up as, like, a character.&#8221;
Kelly was quickly drummed out of NBC and accused of being a racist.
Now, before we go on, we want to point out that Kelly didn&#8217;t actually appear in blackface, dressed up like, say, Aunt Jemima. She just said those words.
But now it turns out several NBC stars have dressed up in blackface, and in whiteface &#8212; including one who fiercely criticized Kelly.
NBC News anchor Lester Holt once dressed as British pop singer and YouTube sensation Susan Boyle for Halloween, complete with wig and a dress, but also wearing whiteface, <a href="https://www.mediaite.com/online/lester-holt-dressed-up-as-a-woman-in-whiteface-fallon-in-blackface-what-exactly-is-nbcs-policy/">Mediaite reported</a>. Ironically, Holt did so for an appearance on the Today Show &#8212; the very same show from which Kelly was fired.
See a <a href="https://pagesix.com/2017/10/03/the-today-shows-most-unsettling-halloween-costumes/slide-6/">picture here</a>, posted on Page Six of the New York Post.
Fox News&#8217; Tucker Carlson discussed Holt on his show Tuesday.
&#8220;He has changed his appearance in a way that is now very controversial. He wore that costume for a Halloween episode of the &#8216;Today&#8217; show, Megyn Kelly of course was just fired for suggesting that it wasn&#8217;t always bad to dress up as a member of an opposite race,&#8221; Carlson said.
At the 2016 Golden Globes, Jimmy Fallon, another NBC star, wore blackface during an impersonation of comedian Chris Rock. He also did the same during a &#8220;Saturday Night Live&#8221; sketch in 2000.
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And ABC late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel also donned blackface for a skit back in 2000, when he appeared in blackface to pretend he was NBA Hall of Famer Karl Malone on Comedy Central&#8217;s &#8220;The Man Show.&#8221;
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And who can forget the time &#8220;30 Rock,&#8221; another NBC show, featured Tracy Morgan as a white woman and Jane Krakowski in blackface.
But &#8203;Carlson rightly said the whole thing is silly, and noted that whiteface is not exactly blackface, which has a long history.
&#8220;Look, I just want to be clear, I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s an equivalence between the two. There is a long history of one and not of the other. But I also wonder, I don&#8217;t think, there are like five people in America who would be deeply offended by what Lester Holt did. I&#8217;m not offended by it. Maybe though if you dress like that you should be slightly less self-righteous in the face of other people&#8217;s transgressions.&#8221;

Lester Holt Once Dressed As Woman In &#8216;Whiteface,&#8217; Jimmy Fallon In Blackface

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Now that NBC has handed Megyn Kelly her walking papers for her remarks about Real Housewives of New York star Luann de Lesseps, who was called racist for darkening her skin to dress as Diana Ross, it should be noted that America&#8217;s major news networks seem to be rather inconsistent about the darkening of skin for comedic purposes. Back in 2000, Jimmy Kimmel notoriously appeared in blackface to pretend he was NBA Hall of Famer Karl Malone on Comedy Central&#8217;s &#8220;The Man Show.&#8221;
Kelly, speaking of Lesseps, <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/37548/yes-blackface-terrible-no-megyn-kelly-isnt-racist-ben-shapiro">stated</a>, &#8220;And people said that that was racist. And I don&#8217;t know! I thought like, who doesn&#8217;t love Diana Ross? She wants to look like Diana Ross for one day, and I don&#8217;t know how that got racist on Halloween.&#8221;
That got her fired.
Kimmel, on the other hand, had this to say as he mimicked Malone: (note the broken English)
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Sometime at night, Karl Malone look up at sky and say, &#8220;What the hell goin&#8217; on up there? Do UFO live on other planet, phonin&#8217; home like E.T.?&#8217; Karl Malone read on TV about white people gettin&#8217; deducted (sic) by alien, speakin&#8217; all kind of hell up they butt. And that&#8217;s a damn thing. Now, Karl Malone never seen no flyin&#8217; saucer itself, but if he do, that goin&#8217; to be a spooky time. That&#8217;s why Karl Malone say, &#8216;Government got to step up and give 102% to keepin&#8217; them little green men of this here earth, &#8216;cause the day them dudes sticks somethin&#8217; up Karl Malone butt, well, that ain&#8217;t gonna be no good time for nobody, especially Karl Malone butt. Listen up, E.T.&#8217; you better stay the hell back. Nanoo, nanoo. Until next time, this here Karl Malone.
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As The Daily Wire<a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/37605/nbc-news-reportedly-fires-kelly-over-faux-outrage-ben-shapiro"> noted</a> after Kelly was fired:
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NBC News played up her comments, featuring them on Lester Holt&#8217;s nightly news show; the head of NBC News, Andy Lack, blasted Kelly on Wednesday, stating, &#8220;There is no other way to put this: I condemn those remarks; there is no place on our air or in this workplace for them.&#8221;
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But Kimmel? He not only wore blackface, he mocked Malone as being unable to speak articulate English. Where is ABC on this crucial issue?
This couldn&#8217;t have anything to do with ratings, could it? As <a href="https://www.thewrap.com/megyn-kelly-today-nbc-ratings-blackface/">The Wrap</a> reported of Kelly&#8217;s ratings:
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From September 2017 to September 2018, Kelly&#8217;s 9 a.m. ET show fell 13 percent overall from its predecessor (2.8 million vs. 2.4 million), which was just a third hour of the &#8220;Today&#8221; show, hosted by Tamron Hall and Al Roker. The decline versus Septembers 2016-2017 was twice as bad on a percentage basis among adults 25-54, the key demographic for news programming.
&#8220;Megyn Kelly Today&#8221; also shed 26 percent of its viewers ages 18-49, and it was actually off two points more than that among young women &#8230;
Here are her total-viewer drops per quarter when compared with the final year of the previous format: 
Q4 2017: -19.49% 
Q1 2018: -17.16% 
Q2 2018: -9.88% 
Q3 2018: -4.79%
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Video of Kimmel in blackface below:
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FLASHBACK: That Time Jimmy Kimmel Didn&#8217;t Think Blackface Was Bad

Feminists&#8217; silence over woke comedian Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s misogynistic treatment of White House advisor Kellyanne Conway is yet more evidence of their hyperpartisan hypocrisy.
On Wednesday night, Kimmel resurrected that disgusting, mangled-face puppet of Conway again, because maligning a conservative woman&#8217;s appearance passes for humor in leftist circles.
During the three-minute segment, Kimmel interviewed the White House &#8220;spokespuppet&#8221; on musician Kanye West&#8217;s visit with President Trump. This time, not only was Conway presented as a mangle-faced airhead, her head was also shaved to fit into her new &#8220;rapper&#8221; image.
&#8220;Are you okay, what happened to your hair?&#8221; Kimmel asked the puppet.
The puppet responded, &#8220;I&#8217;m not Kellyanne Conway anymore. I&#8217;m Kellyanne Kanye. We down with Kanye West.&#8221;
The puppet later reveals that President Trump&#8217;s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, has also become a rapper and will be releasing his own album soon.
The Conway puppet<a href="http://www.lifenews.com/2017/07/12/jimmy-kimmel-airs-fake-interview-with-grotesque-puppet-of-pro-life-advisor-kellyanne-conway/"> first made an appearance</a> on Kimmel in mid-2017 at the height of the Russia collusion investigation. It reared its ugly head once again this past January during the anniversary of President Trump&#8217;s inauguration. No feminist has called for its removal from the show.
Since President Trump&#8217;s election, Conway has been mocked in the most &#8220;unfeminist&#8221; of fashions by self-proclaimed crusaders in the &#8220;War on Women.&#8221; Insults hurled at her range from &#8220;<a href="http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/news/342010-colbert-trolls-satans-trophy-wife-conway-for-holding-up-signs">Satan&#8217;s trophy wife</a>&#8221; to a <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/23570/simpsons-compare-kellyanne-conway-hitler-paul-bois">female Joseph Goebbels</a>.
The only noted feminist to defend Conway against the barrage of sexist attacks against her is, believe it or not, <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/16563/lena-dunham-actually-defends-kellyanne-conway-paul-bois">Lena Dunham</a>.
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Donald Trump&#8217;s &#8220;spokespuppet&#8221; Kellyanne Conway gets a new rap name, and reveals how his meeting with Kanye will go down. <a href="https://t.co/HsDrgqQ7J3">https://t.co/HsDrgqQ7J3</a>
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&#8216;Woke&#8217; Jimmy Kimmel Revives His Misogynistic Kellyanne Conway Puppet Again

Kellyanne Conway

The major media gaudily celebrated the weepy humanity of Jimmy Kimmel when he was a sympathetic figure &#8212; when his infant son Billy needed surgery and he pleaded for &#8220;health care for all,&#8221; and then again a year ago, after the senseless massacre in Las Vegas, where he grew up. But there&#8217;s the mean-spirited, heckling Hyde to this Jekyll that you won&#8217;t hear about.
On the Sept. 26 episode of &#8220;Jimmy Kimmel Live!&#8221; the host proposed chopping off Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh&#8217;s penis: &#8220;I think there&#8217;s a compromise here, and &#8230; hear me out on this. So Kavanaugh gets confirmed to the Supreme Court. OK. Well, in return, we get to cut that pesky penis of his off in front of everyone. No?&#8221;
The audience laughed.
This came after Kimmel mocked Kavanaugh for telling Fox News that he was a virgin in high school and he kept calendars of his activities. &#8220;OK, what 17-year-old keeps calendars of his social engagements?&#8221; Kimmel said. &#8220;No wonder he was a virgin!&#8221; They switched the chyron at the bottom of the screen to read &#8220;Kavanaugh: Nobody Wanted Sex With This Dweeb.&#8221;
Kimmel&#8217;s bullying crack about slicing off Kavanaugh&#8217;s penis did not make the network shows. It wasn&#8217;t recounted in the major newspapers. CNN ran other Kimmel clips in the succeeding days, like this mockery of the first lady: &#8220;Melania Trump was in Ghana today, as in she&#8217;s never Ghana come back. This is a &#8230; historic trip because not only is it Melania&#8217;s first solo trip overseas; it&#8217;s the first time that a member of the Trump family has ever gone to Africa without shooting an elephant.&#8221;
This Melania mocking is a regular theme. A few months ago, Kimmel joked she would &#8220;keep digging the escape tunnel she has hidden behind &#8230; a poster of Tom Selleck.&#8221;
Kimmel&#8217;s second wife, Molly McNearney, is co-head writer on the show, and she obviously enjoys and approves the Melania jokes &#8212; but not Hillary Clinton jokes. She told Glamour magazine that mockery of Clinton&#8217;s clothes drives her to profanity: &#8220;I remember when Hillary was coming on a year ago, people were still making pantsuit jokes. I was like, &#8220;What the f&#8212;- are you doing? You&#8217;re minimizing this woman to her clothes?'&#8221;
The Kimmel clan at ABC repeatedly bowed before Clinton in interviews during the 2016 campaign, and now the show is a routine stop for anti-Trump porn star/stripper Stormy Daniels. In Daniels&#8217; new book, she jokes that President Trump&#8217;s penis is like the mushroom-shaped Toad character from the video game &#8220;Super Mario Kart.&#8221; On Oct. 2, penis-obsessed Kimmel was at it again on his show, bringing out a platter of plastic mushrooms for Daniels so she could estimate Trump&#8217;s penis size. He asked, &#8220;which of these mushrooms, orange mushrooms, would most represent the commander in chief of the United States military?&#8221; She shot back, &#8220;Can you hold it up so it&#8217;s coming at me at the correct angle?&#8221; Then she picked a squat little mushroom.
When Kimmel suggested that Daniels and Trump &#8220;made love,&#8221; she shot back: &#8220;Gross! What&#8217;s wrong with you? &#8230; I laid there and prayed for death.&#8221; Earlier, Kimmel had asked Daniels to re-enact her alleged magazine spanking of Trump, and after, he said of Trump: &#8220;Hold on a second. I just want to pray for a second. Please, God, let him be watching this right now.&#8221;
Just like Kimmel &amp; Co, liberals in the entertainment world perpetually congratulate themselves on having a higher sense of compassion and sensitivity. Somehow, in the name of those alleged ideals, these ersatz humanitarians crudely bully and smear conservatives. The Kavanaugh contretemps is just another bucket of their political sewage.
L. Brent Bozell III is the president of the Media Research Center. Tim Graham is director of media analysis at the Media Research Center and executive editor of the blog NewsBusters.org. To find out more about Brent Bozell III and Tim Graham, and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate webpage at www.creators.com.

BOZELL &#038; GRAHAM: Downplaying Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s Bullying

It&#8217;s hard to tell how low the new low will be, but this might be pretty close (still, liberals always amaze, don&#8217;t they?).
In his opening monologue Monday night, late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel said Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh should be confirmed &#8212; as long as there&#8217;s a compromise first.
&#8220;Hear me out on this,&#8221; Kimmel said. &#8220;So Kavanaugh gets confirmed to the Supreme Court, OK? Well, in return we get to cut that pesky penis of his off in front of everyone.&#8221; A few members of the audience groaned, so Kimmel added, &#8220;No? That&#8217;s not good? I thought I had a solution there for a minute.&#8221;
That&#8217;s the state of late-night comedy these days, folks. Can you imagine Johnny Carson making that joke?
Before his hilarious penis-lopping joke, Kimmel said President Trump appears to like Kavanaugh more the more women claim his nominee is guilty of sexual misconduct. &#8220;Spoken like a man who has people coming out of the woodwork from 30 years ago,&#8221; Kimmel said.
The host also noted that a second woman has claimed sexual misconduct by Kavanaugh. &#8220;Only 12 more and he can run for president,&#8221; he joked. (No, he didn&#8217;t mean Bill Clinton, he meant Trump.)
Kimmel mocked Kavanaugh&#8217;s appearance on Fox News on Monday night, in which the federal judge said he was a virgin through high school and into college.
&#8220;Thank you for admitting that,&#8221; Kimmel said. &#8220;He was a virgin until many years after. So if he doesn&#8217;t get to be on the Supreme Court, maybe he&#8217;ll be &#8216;The Bachelor.'&#8221;
Hilarious.

Late Night Talk Show Host Jimmy Kimmel Wants To Cut Brett Kavanaugh&#8217;s Penis Off

Brett Kavanaugh

On Sunday, a mere two days after it was announced that noted Sarah Sanders critic and faux comedienne Michelle Wolf had suffered the indignity of having her <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/34682/remember-michelle-wolf-who-mocked-sarah-sanders-hank-berrien">Netflix show canceled</a>, Bess Kalb, writer for Jimmy Kimmel, the Emmys and the Oscars, offered the dumbest explanation yet most predictable reason for the cancellation:
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Michelle Wolf&#8217;s cancellation goes to show if you&#8217;re a talk show host with great jokes and perfect sketches, it&#8217;s best if you&#8217;re not a woman.
&#8212; Bess Kalb (@bessbell) <a href="https://twitter.com/bessbell/status/1031003785085235201?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 19, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Some of Wolf&#8217;s great jokes and perfect sketches have included dressing up in the colors of the American flag while <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/32760/watch-comedienne-michelle-wolf-god-bless-abortion-hank-berrien">chanting</a> &#8220;God bless abortion!&#8221;
But then, Kalb has no regard for babies in the womb either:
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I know that this is going to sound insane to a lot of you but a nonviable cluster of implanted cells is not worth more than my bodily autonomy because a religious text told you a fertilized egg is a sacred human.
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But Kalb sees the issue clearly; Wolf&#8217;s show was canceled because she is a woman. Not because of stupendously unfunny skits like this one (which was deleted even though Kalb insists Wolf&#8217;s sketches are perfection):
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Finally discovered why <a href="https://twitter.com/nytopinion?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@nytopinion</a> has so many bad takes. <a href="https://t.co/IFIW8M1pkY">pic.twitter.com/IFIW8M1pkY</a>
&#8212; The Break with Michelle Wolf (@thebreaknetflix) <a href="https://twitter.com/thebreaknetflix/status/1006239677102284800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Kalb&#8217;s attempt to resort to trite calls of sexism shouldn&#8217;t be surprising; after all, this the same woman whose calm, reasoned perspective has given us tweets like this one:
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The Federalist Society is currently a bigger threat to the basic safety of Americans than MS-13.
&#8212; Bess Kalb (@bessbell) <a href="https://twitter.com/bessbell/status/1016525573827383296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 10, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Kimmel Writer Offers the Stupidest Reason Ever For Michelle Wolf&#8217;s Show Getting Canceled

Oscars

Jimmy Kimmel once again turned his late-night show into a platform to trash conservatives, this time the hot topic was religious liberty, particularly a person&#8217;s right not to participate in something that violates their deeply held religious beliefs.
The emphatically left-wing host took the opportunity of a yet another instance of Colorado baker Jack Phillips being sued for refusing to bake a cake for something that runs counter to his faith: a &#8220;transgender transition cake.&#8221; The cake was ordered by a self-described transgender attorney who Phillips says he believes is behind a series of harassing requests, including baking cakes with sexually explicit messages and Satanic symbols. <a href="https://dailycaller.com/2018/08/15/jack-phillips-sues-colorado/">The Daily Caller</a> provides some more background:
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On the same day the high court agreed to review the Masterpiece case, an attorney named Autumn Scardina called Phillips&#8217; shop and asked him to create a cake celebrating a sex transition. The caller asked that the cake include a blue exterior and a pink interior, a reflection of Scardina&#8217;s transgender identity. Phillips declined to create the cake, given his religious conviction that sex is immutable, while offering to sell the caller other pre-made baked goods. In the months that followed, the bakery received requests for cakes featuring marijuana use, sexually explicit messages, and Satanic symbols. One solicitation submitted by email asked the cake shop to create a three-tiered white cake depicting Satan licking a functional 9 inch dildo. Phillips believes Scardina made all these requests.
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Though Phillips <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/31422/heres-what-you-need-know-about-masterpiece-ben-shapiro">won his previous case</a> involving a gay wedding cake, the Colorado Civil Rights Commission allowed the &#8220;transition cake&#8221; suit to move ahead.
Kimmel used the case as an opportunity paint Phillips as a hypocritical bigot.
&#8220;It&#8217;s funny because this is a guy who spends all day, every day, meticulously designing flowers out of icing. His whole life is gay, okay?&#8221; Kimmel said, as highlighted by <a href="https://www.mediaite.com/tv/kimmel-trashes-colorado-baker-for-refusing-to-bake-transgender-themed-cake-his-whole-life-is-gay/">Mediaite</a>. &#8220;I don&#8217;t know if the wrong cake might bring that to life or what.&#8221;
Mediaite also notes that Kimmel then mocked the &#8220;totally straight cake baker&#8221; over his appearance. &#8220;You would think that someone who looks like the Reba McEntire version of Colonel Sanders would be more sympathetic to gender identity issues,&#8221; he said.
Kimmel, keeping it as classy and &#8220;inclusive&#8221; as ever.
Transcript via <a href="https://www.mediaite.com/tv/kimmel-trashes-colorado-baker-for-refusing-to-bake-transgender-themed-cake-his-whole-life-is-gay/">Mediaite</a>.
Related: <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/34528/breaking-colorado-civil-rights-commission-comes-ben-shapiro">SHAPIRO: Colorado Civil Rights Commission Comes After Christian Baker AGAIN</a>

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Jimmy Kimmel Skit Says Ted Cruz Should Be In Hell. Cruz Crushes Him.

WATCH: Jimmy Kimmel Cracks Sexual Joke About Ivanka Trump, Gets Shamed By Some Of His Audience

Kimmel: We Must Protect Ruth Bader Ginsburg ‘At All Cost’

Kimmel Says Voices In Kanye’s Head Are ‘Starting To Talk Sense,’ But Gets Key Detail Wrong

Lester Holt Once Dressed As Woman In ‘Whiteface,’ Jimmy Fallon In Blackface

FLASHBACK: That Time Jimmy Kimmel Didn’t Think Blackface Was Bad

‘Woke’ Jimmy Kimmel Revives His Misogynistic Kellyanne Conway Puppet Again

BOZELL & GRAHAM: Downplaying Jimmy Kimmel’s Bullying

Late Night Talk Show Host Jimmy Kimmel Wants To Cut Brett Kavanaugh’s Penis Off

Kimmel Writer Offers the Stupidest Reason Ever For Michelle Wolf’s Show Getting Canceled

Jimmy Kimmel Resorts To ‘Gay’ Jokes In Trashing Christian Baker Over ‘Trans Cake’