The following is satirical.
Officials around the country are devising new plans to deal with the Chi-Com Flu. In New York City, Mayor Vladimir de Blasio has announced that, in order to halt the spread of the virus, he will from now on dress in a bright red military uniform with tremendous epaulettes decorated with a braided gold fringe.
![Officials Vow To Battle Chi-Com Flu With Completely Useless But Oppressive Measures [Satire]](https://dw-wp-production.imgix.net/2019/12/GettyImages-1179927059.jpg?ar=1%3A1&crop=faces&fit=crop&w=1920&auto=format&ixlib=react-9.4.0)

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