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A top California plastic surgeon estimates that over the years President Biden has spent the equivalent of $100,000 in current dollars on plastic surgery, including a face and eyebrow lift.
Dr. Gary Motykie of West Hollywood, California, has performed plastic surgeries ranging from rhinoplasties to facial rejuvenation, and submitted to JamPress that Biden had extensive work done from the neck up.
“I’d estimate that Joe Biden would’ve spent as much as $100,000 in right now’s [dollars] on cosmetic surgery if he had undergone these procedures right here in Beverly Hills,” Motykie said.
“President Biden is now 82 years old … I think he’s definitely had some plastic surgery,” Motykie said in a TikTok video. He opined that Biden had “telltale signs of plastic surgery,” starting with “his hair.”
“We can see that even 30 to 40 years ago, his hair was thinning quite dramatically,” he said. “And then we see some signs that he underwent a hair transplant procedure … and probably one of the older techniques.”
Motykie cited Biden’s brow, saying it had an “unnatural appearance” similar to actor Burt Reynolds or singer Kenny Rogers. “And in men, as I always say, it can make them look a little feminine or a little odd in the brow, and we see that in President Biden,” Motykie claimed.
“Also when he’s turned to the side in certain angles, we can see some of the signs in the ear and in the neck here,” Motykie concluded. He also claimed Biden had undergone a lower blepharoplasty to eliminate eyebags, as well as used botox and fillers.
Over the course of his career, Biden has been accused at times of shallowness and prioritizing optics. He recently received widespread criticism for refusing to acknowledge his seventh grandchild, critics suggesting it was motivated by a desire to bury more ugly press about his son, Hunter.
In a famous interview Biden conducted with Kitty Kelley in June 1974, only a year and a half after his wife and 13-month-old daughter, Naomi, were killed in a tragic car accident, the then-senator boasted to Kelley while showing his deceased wife in a bikini, “Let me show you my favorite picture of her. She had the best body of any woman I ever saw. She looks better than a Playboy bunny, doesn’t she?”
In the same interview, Biden declared, “I want to find a woman to adore me again.” He also warned Kelley in the interview, “And, whether you like it or not, young lady, us cruddy politicians can take away that First Amendment of yours if we want to.”