Biden Forms Corona Task Force to Marvel at Trump’s Vaccine [Satire]
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Biden Forms Corona Task Force to Marvel at Trump’s Vaccine [Satire]

Andrew Klavan

President-not-quite-elect Joe Biden has announced that his first order of business is to form a Coronavirus Task Force to pretend to be doing something while the Trump administration distributes the vaccine with the help of their Project Warp Speed.

Biden is assembling a team of Very Serious Looking People to look very serious as the Trump vaccine is handed out, after which the task force will discuss the necessity of wearing the masks we no longer have to wear because under the Trump administration we’ve now developed a vaccine.

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