Opinion: It’s None of Your Damned Business Who Won the Election
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Opinion: It’s None of Your Damned Business Who Won the Election

Andrew Klavan

Many people are asking where does the presidential race stand at this hour, and the answer is: Shut up, and mind your own business. Who the hell do you think you are, butting into the deep and important workings of government? Do you have any idea how complicated that is? You think it can be done by just any Tom, Dick or Harry? And don’t even get me started on women trying to figure it out.

Listen, when we said this was government of the people we didn’t mean just any people. We meant the right people. Experts. People who went to good schools and wear nice suits and dockers with no socks on.

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