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Marianne Williamson has suspended her campaign for president, saying she wants to spend more time with her cats and imaginary friends.  The lovable Hollywood self-help guru said her presidential run foundered when it turned out there were not as many crazy people in America as there seemed to be when she was sitting around watching TV news.

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The Strait of Hormuz officially opens for business (kind of), the Pope makes “shocking” comments on immigration, and President Trump promises UFO disclosure at TPUSA. 


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President Trump announces a 10-day ceasefire between Lebanon and Israel, a murder-suicide involving former Democratic Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax shakes Virginia, and France and Britain hold a conference to secure the Strait of Hormuz – after the Iranian conflict ends. Get the facts first with Morning Wire.

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A ceasefire goes into effect between Israel and Lebanon, a tragic murder-suicide rocks Virginia, and Dairy Queen deploys AI in the drive-thru. Get the facts first with Evening Wire.
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In Stalin’s 1938 Moscow, a disillusioned former literature professor, Alexei, is arrested and brought to the infamous Lubyanka Prison, charged with conspiring with his dissident priest. There, Alexei faces interrogation by his brilliant and brutal former student, Vladimir. 

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Haley Steven’s Endorsement of Mike Rogers is turning some voters in Michigan, as is the ‘Decoy Dan’ scandal in Alaska, sex-based rights are driving votes in Texas, and the New York Times blunders with the release of an at least partly fake list of Jews who support El-Sayed. Get the facts first with Evening Wire.
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Another week in the NFL ends on Monday Night, as the Bears dominate the Seahawks in Seattle, easily covering the 3.5 and pushing the game over the 46.5 total. Joe Raineri and Kelly Stewart break down the MNF impact and how the rest of the market is reacting. The NFL Trade Deadline is almost here with the Colts fire-sale continuing, as they are looking for a 2nd-round pick in the return for RB Jonathan Taylor. The CFP Committee meets for the first time tonight to project which teams will reach the College Football playoffs. Plus, a full slate of college hoops action tonight. 

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Tonight on the board:
- CFB: Ohio at Akron (7:00 PM, ET, ESPN2), Bobcats are -13.5, the total is around 50.5 depending on the book, also Buffalo at Miami, Ohio (8:00 PM ET, ESPN), the Redhawks are -6.5, the total is around 44.5 depending on the book
- CBB: Wofford at Tennessee (6:00 PM ET, SEC Net) Vols are -27.5, total is around 153.5 depending on the book. Manhattan at Kentucky (8:00 PM, ET, SEC Net) Wildcats are -30.5, the total is 158.5. Plus, a full slate of college hoops 

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Voting machines mysteriously go down in a contested swing district, another young Democrat is arrested for assaulting and threatening conservatives on campus, and Trump defunds Israel.

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Could Lamar Jackson be the answer for the Tennessee Titans? Should Alabama really be ranked SEVEN spots ahead of Tennessee in the AP Top 25 Poll? Hutton & Withrow dive into the biggest stories in the NFL and college football, including a potential blockbuster quarterback move, controversial college football rankings, and the latest 2026 Heisman Trophy race.

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The Midterms have finally arrived — and the battle for control of the Senate has been the costliest and most contentious ever, 36 governorships are up for grabs, along with all 435 House seats. We run through the key races to watch, and will President Trump have to become “Mr Veto” after the midterm dust settles? Reporting from Tim Rice, Cabot Phillips & Mary Margaret Olohan. Get the facts first with Morning Wire.

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Let's go back to Plymouth, Massachusetts, for another hearing in the Lindsay Clancy case. Based on prior hearings... we are sure this one will go smoothly. Why is Kevin Reddington stuck on the holdout juror who went with his convictions? Does the prosecution even want to try this case again? In today's That's So Criminal, Lynden Blake breaks down the November 2, 2026, court session.

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We learn the identity of the co-pilot in Sunday’s tragic Florida plane crash, several major hacks test cybersecurity in war and domestic life, and Health officials are putting out ‘dire’ warnings about a surge in Ebola virus, already taking 5 thousand lives in the Congo. Get the facts first with Evening Wire.
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In 1969, America landed men on the moon. In 1972, we stopped going and haven’t been back. What happened? Did the technical challenges become too great? Were the costs too high? Or did we just lose interest? Bill Whittle, host of Apollo 11: What We Saw, answers these questions and, in doing so, points us toward the future we should be pursuing.

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Bears vs Seahawks on Monday Night Football tonight, and Lamar Jackson is headed to IR after hurting his thumb on his first pass Sunday. Joe Raineri, Kelly Stewart, and Ariel Epstein break down the MNF best bets, the Ravens QB mess, and opening night of the college basketball season.

The Lions handed the Vikings their first loss, 19-15; Bo Nix and the Broncos knocked off Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs; and USC upset Ohio State, 30-18, knocking the Buckeyes out of the top 10. Now Monday Night Football caps off NFL Week 8 with the Bears visiting the Seahawks, college hoops tips off the 2026-27 season, and the NBA has a full slate.

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Tonight on the board:
- MNF: Bears at Seahawks (8:15 PM ET, ESPN). Seattle is around a 3.5-point favorite with the total near 46.5, depending on the book.
- CBB: Miami vs. Florida (6:00 PM ET, ESPN2), Gators -5.5, total around 159.5. Gonzaga vs. Purdue in the Hall of Fame Series, Zags -5.5, total around 154.5. Plus a full opening-night slate of college basketball.
- NBA: Thunder at Cavaliers, CLE -4.5, total around 229.5, plus a full slate of NBA picks today.

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Daily Wire’s Tim Rice and Brecca Stoll report on the shock endorsement that has upended the midterm election’s hottest Senate race. Media legends Brian Kilmeade and Eric Metaxas on how this historic campaign ends. And The Maine Wire’s Steve Robinson on a new kind of Somali fraud operation.

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