VOX: Just Uncaging Fake Animals On A Cracker Box Isn’t Enough. You Must Dismantle Capitalism.

Last week, we brought you the charming story of how People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals “freed” the animals bound in metal cages on the front cover of the “animal crackers” box. The absolutely, worthless victory was hailed as a “step forward” for the animal rights movement, even though children who consume animal crackers are still, technically, eating animals.

This week, we discover that the new “cage free” box is still “problematic,” according to left-leaning explainer site, Vox, because those cracker animals are still subject to the oppressive forces of capitalism that crush their pathetic, graham cracker heads under the boot of corporate profit.