Trump Pushed His Failed Businesses Last Night. And Lied About Them.

On Tuesday night, Lyin’ Donald was up to his old tricks again.

Yup, the infomercial salesman with a vocabulary of less than 50 words, most of which consist of hyperbolic (that means exaggerated, Donald) terms (that means words, Donald) such as “amazing, awesome, fabulous, incredible, magnificent and terrific,” went on the lyin’ warpath to defend himself from charges (that means bad things said about you, Donald) that his claims of the success of his business ventures (that means businesses you tried to start) were either exaggerated or false (that means untrue.)