Times Editor Traces Overcooked Steak Back To Slavery [Satire]

The following is satirical.

Blithering Prevarication the Third, the editor-in-chief of The New York Times, a former newspaper, has traced the origins of a poorly cooked steak he had recently back to the institution of American slavery. Mr. Third’s comments were part of the Times’ “1619 Project,” which “aims to reframe American history by tracing everything we don’t like back to slavery.”