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If you read this headline and thought it was an article from The Babylon Bee, you thought wrong — though your confusion would be understandable.
In a move that is just a bit too on the nose, The Satanic Temple — whose tagline is “empathy, reason, advocacy” — has announced that it will be opening a “telehealth abortion clinic” named “TST Health” operated out of New Mexico.
The Satanic Temple is proud to announce the launch of TST Health, a religious telehealth abortion clinic in New Mexico offering discreet Telehealth medical abortion care.
— The Satanic Temple of NYC (@satanicnyc) February 1, 2023
The group will raise funds to assist girls and women around the country to have “access to safe and legal abortions, no matter where they live or what their financial situation may be.” So, it would appear they will send out pills for at home medicated abortions while funding abortion tourism so Americans can travel to states where abortion is legal.
The group is doing so because abortion is apparently a “religious ritual” under Satan’s domain.
“As part of our commitment to protecting our members’ civil rights and ensuring that our religious rituals can be performed without government interference, the clinic represents one of the most important steps we have taken,” the group’s website also claims.
Abortion, of course, kills an innocent life and takes the inalienable right to life for the child in the womb.
Perhaps it is no surprise then that The Satanic Temple also has the motto: “Thyself is Thy Master. Hail Satan!”
Call me old-fashioned, but I remember when the Devil came as a false angel of light masquerading as something good — not an in-your-face ode to the murder of another human.
Well, it would appear that The Satanic Temple is still trying to come to children of God as that light.
“The Satanic Temple is the leading beacon of light in the battle for abortion access,” the Temple has stated on Instagram.
Perhaps that messaging is because a gigantic chunk of the population has been brainwashed into believing that abortion is something good that should be celebrated — rather than a barbarity that should be “safe, legal, and rare” as twice failed-presidential-candidate Hillary Clinton said so many moons ago.
It, of course, should always be illegal … but at least the Democrats of the 90s pretended that they thought it was something to be ashamed of. Now, that shame is gone, and literal followers of Satan openly tout abortion to curry favor with the Left.
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