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Despite the chances of winning being 1 in 292 million, Cinnamon Nicole from Cordova, Tennessee, decided a good investment of her life savings would be in lottery tickets.
Though one of the three winning tickets did come from her home state, she was not the possessor of it and now claims to be destitute.
Nicole set up a GoFundMe page where she asked the public for donations to help her recover from her idiotic loss; within seven hours she had amassed $800 in free money.
Her message on her aptly-titled “Powerball Reimbursement Fund by Cinnamon Nicole” page read as follows:
Please help me and my family as we have exhausted all of our funds. We spent all of our money on lottery tickets (expecting to win the 1.5 billion) and are now in dire need of cash. With your small donation of at least $1.00, a like and one share, I’m certain that we will be able to pick ourselves up from the trenches of this lost and spend another fortune trying to hit it big again! PLEASE, won’t you help a family in need. DONATE NOW.
GoFundMe eventually shut her page down but not before some users had a chance to comment.
User Kenyatta Gibson wrote: “Guuuuuuuuuuurl…….I ‘SWEATERGAAAAAWD’ if I see one person give you one rusty copper penny I will spend ten times what you spent on lottery tickets on PLANE tickets to fly to their humble abode so spoiled in riches that they can afford to make it rain on Sweet Brown like ratchet humans such as you who choose to spend their cash on Remy, Flaming Hot Cheetos, VOSS Water and Powerball , and commence to kicking every single one of their asses!!!”
Exit thought by Tyrone Biggums…