Presidential Debate Commission Issues 4 New Rules For The Next Complete Debacle [Satire]

In the aftermath of this week’s tumultuous debate, the Commission on Presidential Debates has announced it is changing the rules.

The Commission, which was first formed in Portugal in 1476 in the hopes there would one day be a country where a wild-eyed real estate developer could beat the living crap out of a sad old man while the entire population looked on in horror then turned the channel to see what else was on, consists of five members who, according to the commission’s charter, must include at least one lesbian, two dentists, a ballet dancer named Leopold and a Romanian, all of them played by Chuck Todd.