Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg is reportedly planning on living at least another five years so that she can remain on the court until a Democratic president is able to replace her (she’s clearly optimistic about 2020), but some leftists are so desperate to keep the Notorious RBG around that they’re volunteering to donate their own internal organs just to keep her alive.
Ginsberg told reporters Sunday night that, “I’m now 85,” but that her senior colleague, “Justice John Paul Stevens, he stepped down when he was 90, so think I have about at least five more years.”
The Supreme Court icon and longtime tennis partner of the late Justice Antonin Scalia has a great workout routine, but just in case it can’t guarantee immortality, plenty of people on Twitter are willing to donate to the cause . . . literally
Dear Justice Ginsberg, I am so happy to hear that you’re going to serve until you’re 90. If you need any organs during that time or any blood donations ( I am A+) I’m your girl.
— Suzanne Iorio (@Suzann1111) July 30, 2018
I would give Ruth Bader Ginsberg any of my vital organs at this point, before or after my death.
— Kathryn Nichols (@katnicho7608) July 30, 2018
I have changed my organ donor status so that now all of my organs go to Ruth Bader Ginsberg EVEN IF I AM STILL ALIVE.
We need her now more than ever
I love you RBG.
— Planet Resist (@PlanetResist) July 10, 2018
I stand by my offer to donate any and all of my organs to Ruth Bater Ginsberg whenever she needs them
— z’oy (@zschatt) June 30, 2018
Others suggested that there might be better organ recipients.
Oh yeah, some of you want to donate your organs to Ruth Bader Ginsberg? Watch THIS. *rips out heart, liver and both kidneys and throws them at Robert Mueller through his open car window*
— Saritha (@sarithavee) July 27, 2018
Not being a vampire, Ruth Bader Ginsberg probably can’t survive off the blood of her friends and enemies, but that won’t stop people from trying.