What can a chocoholic do when he or she finds out Big Chocolate hates them?
Hershey’s chose the first day of Women’s History Month to insult all women and rational men by introducing a gender dysphoric man who claims to be female as one of the faces of its commemorative “SHE” bar. It even rolled out a social media ad with Fae Johnstone gushing about how “she” and other women are “changing how we see the future.”
It was too much for The Daily Wire co-founder Jeremy Boreing, who has built a reputation for taking on woke companies and offering alternatives to their insulted customers. Already a razor magnate and a soon-to-be producer of wholesome children’s content, Boreing is now a chocolatier, after a deluge of Twitter users appealed to him to offer another choice.
“Fine,” Boreing tweeted early Friday. “I’ll do it. Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hersheys.”
Fine. I’ll do it.
Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate.
Yes, it’s real.
We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer.
One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hersheys.
— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) March 3, 2023
Now, folks don’t have to give up chocolate just because Hershey’s has given up on America. Jeremy’s Chocolate is available for pre-order in both varieties at ihatehersheys.com.
“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”
In January 2021, The Daily Wire signed Gina Carano to produce and star in “Terror on the Prairie” after she was fired from Disney. In March 2022, the company launched Jeremy’s Razors – which sold 100,000 subscriptions in its first year – after Harry’s Razors pulled its ads from The Daily Wire, citing “values misalignment.” And, in the same month, it announced a $100 million investment into kids’ entertainment after leaked videos from inside Disney revealed a producer bragging about their “not-so-secret” gay agenda.