Nominate Amy Coney Barrett: Because It’s Time We Had A Babe On The Supreme Court [Satire]

I support Amy Coney Barrett for Supreme Court Justice because it is way past time we put a hot woman on the highest court in the land.

Women have been Supreme Court Justices before, but let’s face it, they were no oil paintings. Meanwhile, we’ve had Jewish justices and blacks and Latinos, but hot women — or babes, as they’re sometimes called — or foxes — or cutie pies — have for too long been relegated to humdrum lives of getting everything they want without having to do anything but look that amazing way they look.