Millions Mourn Mr. Peanut To Keep From Watching The Impeachment Trial [Satire]
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Millions Mourn Mr. Peanut To Keep From Watching The Impeachment Trial [Satire]

Andrew Klavan

The following is satirical.

I know many of you have been watching the Impeachment Trial until you just want to drive a screwdriver through your eye and into your brain so that you not only can’t see the trial but have rooted out every idea that the trial ever existed and so have become like a normal American voter.

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