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Miley Cyrus Does Nude Concert. As In EVERYBODY Is Naked.

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Oct 15, 2015 DailyWire.com

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Miley Cyrus Does Nude Concert. As In EVERYBODY Is Naked.

Miley Cyrus-collaborator and frontman of the psychedelic rock band The Flaming Lips, Wayne Coyne, posted on his Instagram that the 22-year-old Cyrus is planning a concert in which everyone on stage and everyone in the audience is completely nude. The only thing covering anyone will be the gallons of white milk-like substance “spewed everywhere.” Yep.

Oh fuck..!!! @mileycyrus is planning a show where her, the band ( us ) and the audience are all COMPLETELY naked with milk ( well white stuff that looks like milk) is being being spewed everywhere .. It’s a video ( in the works) for #mileycyrusandherdeadpetz song The Milky Milky Milk… @stevendrozd @derek_levi_brown @mileycyrus @katyweaver @spacefacemusic @rockworth @leochandler @fantastic_ley @jgeeezus @zacharyancox @alphachanneling @mugglinstagram @monamuseum @happyhippiefdn @waynez__world @weirddestiny @drc3p0 @damienhirst #flaminglips #waynecoyne #mileycyrusandherdeadpetz #theflaminglips
A photo posted by Wayne Coyne (@waynecoyne5) on Oct 13, 2015 at 9:14am PDT

The head of applied pop statistics at M.I.T. explained this phase of the Cyrus phenomenon in a mathematical formula: PtoD 4 $ – “No” + Art0 + 420 = Nudevant. Or in layman’s terms: when your parents sell you to Disney for sacks of cash, –minus ever hearing the word “no” again, +plus not having anything to actually say through your “art”, + weed, equals = be relevant by getting naked.

Now for all the non-math geeks out there, a palette cleanser of actual talent, The Flaming Lips singing Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots Part 1. 100% chance Miley changes her name to Yoshimi by year’s end…

No one to blame but yourself Bill…

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