Media Celebrates the End of Trump’s Dishonesty and Corruption Because They Couldn’t Stand the Competition [Satire]

The Media is overcome with joy over their decision that Joe Biden will be the next president of the United States.

Lying on a velvet divan and sipping a cucumber lemonade and gin while receiving a massage from his pool boy, CNN anchorman Anderson Cooper said, “After years of our comparing Trump to Hitler, lying about his relationship with Russia and undermining even his most beneficial policies, we can at last return to normal levels of civility where I call ordinary Americans tea-baggers and no one criticizes me for it.”