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MATH IS HARD: Day Without A Woman Protester Asserts ‘Women Birth Half The Population’

Math is hard, especially if you’re a part of the Women’s March.

The verified Twitter account for the event from January 21 tweeted this on behalf of the Day Without A Woman:

The question for the addle-brained Stamp is this: just who gives birth to the other half of the population?

Here are some guesses, since it ain’t women:

Men, because as we all know, gender is fluid, and a man can now call himself a woman, even without the necessary inner plumbing;

Aliens, because as we all know, there are definitely some women from the Women’s March whose parentage could not possibly be human;

Gorillas, because the Left knows all too well that humans were not created by God, but rather the result of uninterrupted evolution. Plus, the Left does have this thing about Harambe.

Working Families, describes itself on its website as a “growing progressive political organization that fights for an economy that works for all of us, and a democracy in which every voice matters . . . We believe that our economy is out of whack when wages are stagnant and good jobs are harder and harder to come by, but the very wealthiest just get richer and richer. The wealthy few are making money by doing harm to working families, whether they’re outsourcing jobs, privatizing schools or poisoning the environment.”