On Christmas day, when you’ve finished the present-opening, picture-taking, and meal-digesting, thanks to 20th Century Fox you can load up the fam, head to your local Cinemaplex, and see frozen Jack from Titanic get Cosby’d by a giant bear. No, not by William “The Refrigerator” Perry. An actual poops-in-the-woods wild bear.
The Revenant is a western adventure thriller coming out December 25 starring Leonardo DiCaprio and it’s biggest thrill seems to be making audiences uncomfortable on the Lord Jesus Christ’s birthday.
According to Drudge:
The explicit moment from Oscar winning director Alejandro Inarritu has caused maximum controversy in early screenings. Some in the audience escaped to the exits when the Wolf of Wall Street met the Grizzly of Yellowstone.
The story of rural survivalism and revenge reaches new violent levels for a mainstream film.
The bear flips Leo over and thrusts and thrusts during the explicit mauling.
“He is raped — twice!”
Not to be outdone, DiCaprio rips open a horse and sleeps naked in its carcass!
That’s right. The director who brought you ‘Birdman’ has now brought you ‘Bearman.’ Ba Dum Tsshh.
Of course the Twitterverse is having a field day with this. Here’s a few shout-outs…
