<p>It&#8217;s a well-known fact that &#8220;Keeping Up With The Kardashians&#8221; is what the terrorists play as the big closer to their &#8220;America is the Great Satan&#8221; speech during recruiting sessions. It brings the house down when the instructor takes out his wife-beating/pointer-stick, presses pause on the beta-max, and aims the tip at the flickering mid-80&#8217;s Zenith with Kris Jenner&#8217;s <a href="http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11226729_644538155690018_1831736531_n.jpg" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">face</a> on it, and asks rhetorically, &#8220;Now you tell me whose spawn that is?&#8221; Boom, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_6560AW1zQ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Keyser Söze</a> moment. Also boom because the house literally comes down after the standing O triggers some noob&#8217;s shoe explosives.</p>
<p>(Edit: Youtube removed the actual BDay video so it&#8217;s been replaced with a more accurate one)</p>

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