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Kris Jenner Turns 60 At Gatsby Themed Party For 2 Million Dollars And Zero Sense

Chase Stephens

It’s a well-known fact that “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” is what the terrorists play as the big closer to their “America is the Great Satan” speech during recruiting sessions. It brings the house down when the instructor takes out his wife-beating/pointer-stick, presses pause on the beta-max, and aims the tip at the flickering mid-80’s Zenith with Kris Jenner’s face on it, and asks rhetorically, “Now you tell me whose spawn that is?” Boom, Keyser Söze moment. Also boom because the house literally comes down after the standing O triggers some noob’s shoe explosives.

(Edit: Youtube removed the actual BDay video so it’s been replaced with a more accurate one)

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