It’s a well-known fact that “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” is what the terrorists play as the big closer to their “America is the Great Satan” speech during recruiting sessions. It brings the house down when the instructor takes out his wife-beating/pointer-stick, presses pause on the beta-max, and aims the tip at the flickering mid-80’s Zenith with Kris Jenner’s face on it, and asks rhetorically, “Now you tell me whose spawn that is?” Boom, Keyser Söze moment. Also boom because the house literally comes down after the standing O triggers some noob’s shoe explosives.
(Edit: Youtube removed the actual BDay video so it’s been replaced with a more accurate one)
Kris Jenner celebrated her 60th like all grandmothers, spending two million bucks renting out a club in West Hollywood decorated in full Great Gatsby theme with only one requirement: guests must not have read the book, thus keeping them fully oblivious to the irony of the situation.
In the clip above, her daughters and ex-husband Bruce Caitlyn Jenner decided to recreate the turning-30 video Kris made for herself back then. You can compare it to the original from 1985 here with special guest double-homicide Heisman-trophy-winning O.J. Simpson.
Exit thought: 100% chance that if Rowdy Roddy Piper were part of the Kardashian entourage, he’d quickly go from seeing this to seeing this and then we’d finally have some reality tv worth watching…
“Brother, life’s a bitch, and she’s back in heat.” – Roddy “Nada” Piper