KLAVAN: Negotiations Continue: Run For Your Life [Satire]

The following is satirical.

We began this week with President Trump and the Democrats in intense negotiations over border security. Trump was offering to compromise on DACA and wall spending, while the Democrats countered with an offer to slaughter his grandchildren, set the Oval Office on fire and dig a hole on the White House lawn in the hope the president would fall into it and break his leg. The Democrats say the president’s intransigent refusal even to consider their response is why many government workers will remain idle and unpaid instead of being idle while receiving massive amounts of our tax dollars as usual.