Opinion

KLAVAN: James Comey, Sanctimonious Crapweasel [Satire]

Andrew Klavan

The following is satirical.

Former FBI Director James Comey was on Capitol Hill yesterday where he testified behind closed doors that he was unaware of any poor behavior at the FBI, that he did not know why he and everyone under his command at the FBI had been either fired or demoted, that he only found out he had been FBI Director when he read about it in the newspaper like everybody else, and that he was not James Comey or if he was, it came as a surprise to him.

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