Opinion

KLAVAN: Hooray for Hollywood, That Cesspool! [Satire]

Andrew Klavan

The following is satirical.

Well, I’m sure you were all excited by the Academy Awards and neither was I. “Who—oh, who—” you weren’t asking yourself, “is going to win this coveted piece of dross? Will it be Black Klansman, or Black Panther, or Black Piano Player or Gay Singer or Lesbian Queen or Evil Republican or Latina Maid or maybe even the White People in Love? And I wonder how they chose those movies out of all the movies that were made last year?”

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