Joe Biden Has Horrifying Nightmare In Which Reporters Ask Him Hard Questions [Satire]

Joe Biden has announced he will put a lid on the lock to the door to the corridor to the blockade before the gun emplacement that guards the barricade in front of the door to the stairs to the cellar to the bedsheets under which he will be hiding until his security team drags him out kicking and screaming to go to the last debate.

Biden announced the lid after saying he was terrified that reporters would mob him to ask tough questions.