<p>Is spreading mayonnaise on a sandwich too exhausting? Tired of having to open the darned jar? There&#8217;s got to be a better way!</p>
<p>And now there is! Scientists who eschewed the boring work involved in curing cancer have come up with a new sliceable mayonnaise, meaning and end to the drudgery of making an unnecessarily fattening sandwich. You don&#8217;t even need to change out of your sweatpants.</p>

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