Edward Snowden, Joe Exotic Whine That Trump Did Not Pardon Them

Two individuals who reportedly sought pardons from President Donald Trump vented online on Wednesday when they did not get one.

“I am not at all disappointed to go unpardoned by a man who has never known a love he had not paid for,” Snowden snarked on Twitter. “But what supporters of his remain must never forgive that this simpering creature failed to pardon truth-tellers in far more desperate circumstances.”