On Thursday, the hashtag #TrumpDrSeuss began trending across Twitter. It prompted an enormous outpouring of terrible poetry. Most had to do with the latest round of accusations that Trump sexually assaulted and harassed a cadre of women:
Do not grope me in a car.
Do not grope me at a bar.
Do not grope, you understand?
Do not grope me, orange man!#TrumpDrSeuss— Emmanuel Lopez (@FakeEmmanuel) October 13, 2016
I will build my border wall,
and I will build it very tall.
If you say my hands are small,
a dozen lawyers I will call!#TrumpDrSeuss— Scott Rüegg (@scottruegg) October 13, 2016
I do not like this orange man,
I do not like his border plan.
I do not like his candy tactics,
I do not like his pervy antics. #TrumpDrSeuss— Louise (@Liverpool_Lou) October 13, 2016
Grab a woman on a train
Grab a woman on a plane
Just barge on in, no need to knock!
It’s not assault, just locker room talk! #TrumpDrSeuss— The Notorious L-I-Z (@LizzyRichards24) October 13, 2016
I do not like your ugly heart
I do not like your counterpart
I do not want your words of hate
I do not want you in any state#TrumpDrSeuss— Rindie (@Rindie62) October 13, 2016
“I’d hump them here, I’d hump them there, but for right now, I’ll hump this chair.” #TrumpDrSeuss @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/fshUJD9PzF
— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) October 13, 2016
Daily Wire’s own Ben Shapiro got involved, too – and added some Hillary and Gary Johnson Dr. Seuss poems as well:
#TrumpDrSeuss pic.twitter.com/m0hTeD9uGR
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 14, 2016
#HillaryDrSeuss pic.twitter.com/1kHMRT2RBt
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 14, 2016
#JohnsonDrSeuss pic.twitter.com/2AX3femedH
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 14, 2016
