Dems Announce Trump’s Next Court Pick Will Be Guilty Of Sexual Misconduct [Satire]
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Dems Announce Trump’s Next Court Pick Will Be Guilty Of Sexual Misconduct [Satire]

Andrew Klavan

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is having serious health problems and Democrat leaders have announced that in the unfortunate event she should pass away, whoever Trump appoints to replace her will be guilty of sexual misconduct.

As conservatives quietly issued prayers for the recovery of their long-time political opponent Ginsburg, leftists broke off their raucous celebrations of the death of libertarian billionaire David Koch to issue denunciations of the sexual misconduct committed by whoever Trump appoints as Ginsburg’s replacement should Ginsburg die.

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