Democrat Strategists Unveil Brilliant New Plan To Investigate And Impeach The President [Satire]

The following is satirical.

Democrat strategists working around the clock have perfected a new plan of attack against Donald Trump. Emerging from Resistance Headquarters in the storm-shrouded crags of Mount Rakestep, the Democrat geniuses have produced a 40-thousand page blueprint for their new strategy entitled, “Endless Outrage, Followed by Investigations and Impeachment.”