<p>The Presidential Debate Commission has delivered new rules to ensure that a presidential debate doesn’t break out at the final presidential debate.</p>
<p>The Commission was formed in 1207 by a merry band of outlaws in Hamsterly Forest England, after the evil King John declared that anyone who wanted to argue about politics would be banished to America after it was discovered nearly 300 years later.</p>

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