The following is satirical.
The nation is waiting with bated breath to discover which Hollywood nitwit is going to endorse which Socialist lowlife. All across America, voters are asking: If Tom Hanks supports Joe Biden and Scarlett Johansson supports Elizabeth Warren, will we vote for Donald Trump because of Hanks or because of Johannson?
![America Waits With Bated Breath To Find Out Which Hollywood Nitwit Supports Which Socialist Lowlife [Satire]](https://dw-wp-production.imgix.net/2020/03/Sarah-Silverman.jpg?ar=1%3A1&crop=faces&fit=crop&w=1920&auto=format&ixlib=react-9.4.0)
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