America Waits With Bated Breath To Find Out Which Hollywood Nitwit Supports Which Socialist Lowlife [Satire]
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America Waits With Bated Breath To Find Out Which Hollywood Nitwit Supports Which Socialist Lowlife [Satire]

Andrew Klavan

The following is satirical.

The nation is waiting with bated breath to discover which Hollywood nitwit is going to endorse which Socialist lowlife. All across America, voters are asking: If Tom Hanks supports Joe Biden and Scarlett Johansson supports Elizabeth Warren, will we vote for Donald Trump because of Hanks or because of Johannson?

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