Actress Who Plays Woman Becomes Woman Who Plays Man [Satire]

Actress Ellen Page has declared that she is no longer a woman who likes women but is a man who is gay but likes women because she’s a woman but says she’s a man, which is something only a woman would be crazy enough to do, except she’s a man — she says.

From now on, her pronouns will be “Who?” “Never Heard of Her,” and “What Else is On?”