Who Are The Real ‘Conspiracy Theorists’?

What’s a conspiracy theory that you believe in? We’ve all got at least one. For example, Apple sending out a bug to all of its devices before they drop a new iPhone. For years, we were all told that we were crazy and it was just in our head. Our phones weren’t really slowing down. Until last year, when Apple agreed to settle for $500 million for a claim that they intentionally slowed down the performance of older phones to encourage customers to buy newer models. 

Another ‘conspiracy theory’ that I fully believe in: the flu shot causes the flu. I don’t care how many doctors say it doesn’t, or how many degrees those doctors have. I don’t care if you received a Ph.D. in each and every flu variant. Every time in my life that I have gotten a flu shot, I have gotten the flu, until about 13 years ago when I said that I was no longer going to get the flu shot. And guess what? For 13 whole years, I didn’t get the flu.