The NFL took a knee on Sunday, and as predicted, many Americans decided to take a knee on football. That left me, and a whole lot of other folks, with a lot more time on our hands. I bought groceries, took the dogs for a walk, played with the kids, and surfed the web for some mindless news entertainment. Luckily, apart from the NFL, Puerto Rico and Trump’s tax cuts, real news was pretty lean this week. That resulted, of course, in a surplus of worthless headlines and interesting stories you already knew were true. And so, without further ado, I present the most useless headlines of the week:
1. “Woman Who Got An Eyeball Tattoo May Lose Her Eye, Now She’s Warning Others” (WGN 9 Chicago)
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