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WATER STILL WET: The Week’s Most Unnecessary Headlines

Tyler Dahnke

There were ghosts, ghouls, Trump campaign associates, vampires, werewolves, Islamic terrorists and mummies on the prowl this week. We celebrated Halloween by appropriating Wiccan culture, watched Mueller put the squeeze on Manafort, Gates, and Papasmurfadopoulos, found out that Cosmo is hot to trot for incest, and watched the other Papa (Peyton Manning’s buddy) get into some hot water talking anthem kneelers. A lot has gone down since Monday, but as usual, plenty of outlets still found time in their busy schedules to drop some ‘water still wet’ headlines. And so, without further ado, here are five of the best pointless stories from the week:

1. Bidi Bidi Bom Bom! Kim Kardashian Does Her Best Selena Impression For Halloween (E Online)

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