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WATCH: Daily Wire Calls In The Big Guns To Help Ship Out Massive Order Of Leftist Tears Tumblers

The tears have been overflowing.

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The tears of Democrats and Kamala Harris supporters have been flowing so freely since November 5 that The Daily Wire needed help to ship out the thousands of Leftist Tears Tumblers ordered by proud Americans everywhere. 

And who do you call when you need someone who knows how to make leftists cry and hand out the tumblers to collect their tears? Ben Shapiro. But he wasn’t available, so we called Matt Walsh — who also happened to be busy, so we settled for the guys over at “Crain & Co.” 

That’s right. The Daily Wire had so many orders for the Leftist Tears Tumblers that we had to call in the genius strategic minds of Jake Crain, Blain Crain, and David Cone. With their help, the company shipped out over 60,000 tumblers in 60 days, but that success didn’t just happen. The “Crain & Co.” hosts and their carefully selected teams made it happen by sheer strength, energy, and some competition. 

To determine their teams, Jake, Blain, and David drafted some of the most talented and upcoming boxers in the world (Jake was devastated when he arrived at the fulfillment center and realized that he wasn’t coaching the sport of boxing). The three teams battled it out to package the most Leftist Tears Tumblers before Black Friday. Through blood, sweat, and leftist tears, one team came out on top and became the first-ever Leftist Tears Tumblers boxing world champions. 

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