The following is satirical.
In an amazing health breakthrough, scientists have discovered that the Chinese flu will not spread if people are gathered in a cause which Democrats think is just.
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Opinion
The following is satirical.
In an amazing health breakthrough, scientists have discovered that the Chinese flu will not spread if people are gathered in a cause which Democrats think is just.