Totally Scientific Experiments Show Virus Won’t Spread Among Crowds If Democrats Approve Of Their Cause [Satire]
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Totally Scientific Experiments Show Virus Won’t Spread Among Crowds If Democrats Approve Of Their Cause [Satire]

Andrew Klavan

The following is satirical.

In an amazing health breakthrough, scientists have discovered that the Chinese flu will not spread if people are gathered in a cause which Democrats think is just.

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