It’s time to give three cheers for Bidenomics … and suppurating fungal infections of the testicles, and possibly bunions. President and Venal Houseplant Joe Biden has been taking time out from quietly decomposing on the beach this summer to tout the administration’s signature economic program, which has been a boon to every patriotic American who loves Mom and Apple Pie after all the other food has run out.
Now some of you have written to me to say, “Golly gee, Hot Gandalf, with the yearly deficit up nearly 40% since government experts ruined every single thing for no reason during the pandemic, with prices up nearly 16% since the last election was rigged by corrupt news media and intelligence agencies, and with hourly wages down 5% not to mention how high gas prices would be if I hadn’t been forced to abandon my empty car by the side of the road, how can the president say his economic policies are working when all this time I thought he was dead?”
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