Thieves Steal Cars, Then Commit Armed Robberies, Yet It’s The Car’s Fault?

Here’s a truly dumb take, courtesy of The New York Times: “Kia and Hyundai Helped Enable a Crime Wave. They Should Pay for It.”

Wait, you ask: Are Kia and Hyundai hiring gangs of criminals to steal each other’s vehicles? Not exactly. Apparently, they just didn’t take enough precautions to prevent people from stealing their vehicles.