The Nightmare Sequel To The Blue Blowout

Do me a favor, friends. Take a deep breath in through your nose. Do you smell the Woke? It’s fresh out of the hellishly hot oven. Mmm. Ahh.

How are you celebrating? Pronouns in the bio? A new gender on the Facebook profile? Perhaps you have a new tattoo that reads “I love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes, and crime.” Or are you simply “throwing the Amex down at Planned Parenthood” after work with friends?

All fabulous options, wokesters, and every one of them has literally happened within the last 36 hours.

Yesterday, in a social media video, I said Democrats would misread their big fall blue blowout as an endorsement of their psychotic policies rather than what it actually is: a repudiation of the Trump administration. Already, I’ve been proven right. Leah Wright, a CNN talking head, said of the results, “First things first, I think we can all say that woke is back.”

Oh boy. 

It is going to be the flaming wreck smashing into our culture like a truck driven by an illegal alien on the highway. But woke’s return is a pathological reaction to Democrats regaining political control, not a want, and most definitely not a need, of normal Americans. That’s what they’ll fail to understand as they ram it down our throats like a new version of the COVID vaccine.

GLP-1s are out; Woke Covid Vaccine injections are in. Instead of Wegovy, try Wokeovy-1. Side effects include nauseating annoyance, chronic virtue signaling, and frontal lobe failure.

This version, however, won’t look like Woke 1.0 – or those “crazy” times, as AOC called them. This sequel is more demented, deformed, daunting, and detrimental to our culture, our Constitution, our children, and our country.

Woke 2.0 will not be #BlackLivesMatter, Climate Change singalongs with Greta Thunberg, “Women’s Rights Are Human Rights” rallies, “Love Is Love Is Love,” or “Believe the Science.”

In its anthropomorphic form, Woke 2.0 looks like a Chucky doll, who, funny enough, would back the Democratic Party, according to his creator, Don Mancini. “Chucky has a trans kid. Chucky protects the dolls. Chucky is anti-ICE. […] Too bad, Nicki! No AI, by the way!” Nice. The doll who murdered women and children and groomed young victims before stealing their bodies is said to be a Democrat. He is Woke 2.0 incarnate.

Expect an aggressive mutation of every policy from the first wave, and then some. This is the Hydra: cut off one head and two grow back. Already, the Left is advertising the gayest Congress in history; throuples and foursomes legally registering as partners; sickos promising to “trans your kids so bad”; Christians branded bigots and fed heretical lies about their own faith; Muslim electeds praised by foreign terror organizations; American AI innovation threatened and thwarted, to the chagrin of America and the delight of China; and Democrats threatening not just prosecutions of Republicans, but persecutions. They are begging for blood.

And while GOP members fiddle, buried in lawsuits and fleeing witch hunts, the hands of Woke 2.0 will pry open the border wall and pull border police, the National Guard, and intelligence assets from the 1,200-mile Texas-Mexico border. Cartels will prosper, and fentanyl will resume taking thousands of American lives. Woke 2.0 will release more criminals from their cells, the kind who go on to light young women on fire and stab them on trains. Woke 2.0 will cave to the criminal, because the leaders of this era are legitimate felons themselves. Woke 2.0 won’t work on behalf of the minority, or the oppressed, but instead the Islamic World. How do we know? They told us. Again and again, in Arabic. Inshallah.

But the biggest mark of this haunted, Chucky doll-like revival will be the celebration of conservative death.

“You’re awfully quiet @charliekirk11” said one deranged, probably fatherless X creator. “We’re digging up Charlie Kirk and doing it again,” said another. “Abortion is so back babyyy.” “If Elon Musk is alive at Christmas, it has been a failure.” “I want them hung from their ankles, and gut them from groin to chin.”

Woke 2.0 isn’t cute yard signs. It’s not even crazy. It’s graveyards. And Democrats spitting on the buried.

So yes, we can joke that woke is back, and picture the blue wave breaking on beaches of feminist women covered head to toe in burqas, hiding their blue-dyed hair, a vaccine in one hand and Plan B in the other. That version almost seems almost quaint now.

But that movement has metastasized.

They’re not trying to “awaken” us to their posh, pretentious, progressive paradise, a utopia that exists only in the echo chamber of their own skulls. They’re trying to put us to sleep, and not for a nap: for a long, long time.

One last deep breath through the nose, friends. Smell that? That’s the chloroform. How are you celebrating? I’d party like it’s your last.