Micro-aggressions will soon be everywhere across America. No, we’re not talking about the make-believe insults that Leftists contrive on a daily basis — we’re talking about the latest offering from Jeremy’s Chocolate. 
Daily Wire god-king and co-CEO Jeremy Boreing believes that every free American should have the right to hand out chocolate. That’s why he announced on Friday that you can now get the delicious Jeremy’s HeHim &amp; SheHer chocolate bars in micro-aggression size. <a href="https://www.jeremysrazors.com/products/jeremys-chocolate-micro-aggression-size" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Pre-order Jeremy&#8217;s chocolate right now, conveniently available for Halloween</a>.
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A college professor got suspended for handing out my delicious chocolate, so I’m making sure everyone can hand it out!
Pre-order your Jeremy’s Chocolate in our new micro-aggression size, and give it to every kid you know this Halloween.<a href="https://t.co/Ao0tFvGy82">https://t.co/Ao0tFvGy82</a> <a href="https://t.co/FSI8joXav6" target="_blank" rel="noopener">pic.twitter.com/FSI8joXav6</a>
— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) <a href="https://twitter.com/JeremyDBoreing/status/1657087009083514902?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="noopener">May 12, 2023</a></blockquote>
We’ve always known that HeHim Jeremy’s Chocolate comes with nuts, and SheHer Jeremy’s Chocolate comes nutless, but did you also know that a chocolate bar is a chocolate bar no matter how small? 
You probably did, but we’re not so sure the Left sees it that way. Sometimes (more like oftentimes) Leftists refuse to acknowledge certain facts and believe the best course of action when it comes to topics they don’t like is to censor and punish those who exercise free speech. 
For example, did you know that a California professor is now under investigation by his woke college for sharing <a href="https://www.jeremysrazors.com/products/jeremys-chocolate-micro-aggression-size" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Jeremy’s Chocolate</a> bars at a campus event last month? 
Yep, that’s right. 
Employees at Madera Community College near Fresno were apparently incensed that David Richardson, a tenured, 33-year history professor handed out the Jeremy’s Chocolate bars at an event last month because it reinforces the long-scientifically accepted principle that gender is binary. Richardson supposedly wasn’t supposed to hand out the bars because it was a micro-aggression. 
Well, Jeremy  — the benevolent media mogul-turned-razor supplier-turned-candy maker he is — wants all of his fellow Americans to be able to hand out micro-aggressions whenever and wherever they please. 
The bags of <a href="https://www.jeremysrazors.com/products/jeremys-chocolate-micro-aggression-size" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Micro-Aggression size Jeremy’s Chocolate</a> will come with 22 pieces of either HeHim or SheHer chocolates. Pre-order them now to get in time for Halloween — it will be the scariest thing the libs in your neighborhood see all year. 

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