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Streisand Blames Trump For Getting Fat: ‘I Eat Pancakes’

Hollywood elite Barbra Streisand has admitted to packing on the pounds as of late—and you’ll never guess whom the fat singer is blaming for the weight gain.

Okay, yes you will.

It’s President Donald Trump’s fault, because everything is Trump’s fault.

On Saturday, a distraught Streisand tweeted:

Yeah, that defense might not hold up at your next Weight Watchers meeting, Babs.

The starlet eluded to what she was so upset over: Trump accusing King Barack Obama of wrongdoing, the Ultimate Blasphemy of the left.

Trump was seemingly referring to the two reported Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISA) requests targeting Trump and his campaign officials, which occurred while President Obama was in office. The first request in the summer was rejected, but the October request was reportedly granted.

James Barrett reports (emphasis added):

“According to multiple reports, during the 2016 campaign, the Obama administration allegedly submitted two requests with the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISA) targeting Trump or those associated with him. The first, submitted in June 2016, was reportedly a request to monitor several of Trump’s associates. The request was denied. The Obama administration then allegedly submitted a second FISA request in October focused on the computer server in Trump Tower, which they suspected had some connections to Russian banks. That request was granted, but nothing was found. According to some reports, the wiretaps of Trump Tower continued nonetheless.”

As noted by The Great One Mark Levin on Sunday, the question is not if the Obama Administration spied, it’s to what extent.

“The evidence is overwhelming,” said Levin. “This is not about President Trump’s tweeting. This is about the Obama administration spying, and the question is not whether it spied. We know they went to the FISA court twice. The question is who they did spy on and the extent of the spying that is the Trump campaign, the Trump transition, Trump surrogates.”

There’s no way Streisand would ever concede, at the very least, that these two FISA requests exist and are highly suspicious, so instead, she mocks the notion as “crazy.” Mind you, she’s the same lady who thinks Trump was colluding with Russia, with zero evidence, and that her expanding waistline is being controlled from the White House. Weird.

Aside from making Streisand fat, sources tell the Daily Wire that Trump is also the reason Queen Panderer Hillary Clinton is highly unlikable, why winters are too long in New York and why I’m terrible at math.

Thanks, Trump.