Move aside Mickey Mouse and let us welcome “Ooti” — an “expressive” emoji uterus invented to support the abortion conglomerate Planned Parenthood.
Invented for the iPhone, the new “Ooti the uterus” emoji app can be installed for $1.99 and comes with an assortment of smiley expressions and personas. All proceeds go to Planned Parenthood.
So just who is “Ooti the uterus”? Her website says the following:
Ooti is an expressive uterus in shades of millennial pink. You can catch Ooti drinking cold brew, wasting time on the phone, and of course, swiping.
Finally. It was about time someone made an animated uterus emoji set.
Ooti’s here so we can celebrate this amazing reproductive organ as well as support the fantastic health services Planned Parenthood provides.
All proceeds from Ooti will be donated to Planned Parenthood so they can continue offering accessible care to those who need it.
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Reviewers have been raving about the “best $2 ever spent” after downloading the app onto their iPhone to “celebrate this amazing reproductive organ and support the fantastic health services Planned Parenthood provides.”
Ooti apparently got her name from “a working nickname that was being used as a shorted version of ‘uterus’: utie,”
“Unfortunately, the nickname sounded too similar to another familiar friend to women — UTIs,” says the website, explaining their decision to settle on “Ooti.”
As noted by LifeSiteNews, Planned Parenthood “commits over 300,000 abortions annually, or more than 30 percent of all abortions in America, but performs less than two percent of cancer screenings.”
We all look forward to Disney’s epic adaptation of “Ooti’s Big Uterus Movie” about a spunky pink uterus named Ooti (voiced by Sarah Silverman) whose play date with “Testy the testicle” (voiced by Mark Ruffalo) implants a savage, and wholly unwelcome, parasite into her body, leaving her with a difficult “choice.”
Sounds like a merry time for the whole family.
