Scaramucci Goes OFF: Priebus ‘F***ing Paranoid Schizophrenic,’ Bannon ‘Wants To Suck His Own C***’

In what can only be described as the single most riveting interview ever given by a White House staffer, brand new White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci offloaded his thoughts to Ryan Lizza of The New Yorker in an on-the-record, taped phone call on Wednesday night. The thoughts were plentiful and colorful. Even more colorful than his call-in interview with CNN this morning, in which he suggested that White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus was a leaker.

The interview began with Scaramucci threatening to fire everyone on the White House communications staff after Lizza asked about President Trump meeting with former Fox News executive Bill Shine. It got crazier from there. “I ask these guys not to leak anything and they can’t help themselves,” The Mooch explained. “You’re an American citizen, this is a major catastrophe for the American country. So I’m asking you as an American patriot to give me a sense of who leaked it.” When Lizza demurred, The Mooch stated, “OK, I’m going to fire every one of them, and then you haven’t protected anybody, so the entire place will be fired over the next two weeks.”