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Merry ‘Resist-mas!’ You Can Now Get A Hillary Clinton Angel Christmas Tree Topper

According to one U.K. company, your Christmas decorations just aren’t complete without an “angel” at the top of your Christmas tree — and why settle for a regular blessed harbinger of the Word of God when you can have….Hillary Clinton?

The company, Women To Look Up To, considers itself a brand that “shines a light on modern female role models,” and to that extent, they’ve developed a line of “She-Ro” tree toppers, so that you can literally look up to a handful of “badass women” that they think deserve to sit at the top of your Christmas tree more than the Holy chorus that announced the birth of the Christ child.

The line already included tennis pro Serena Williams and pop icon Beyonce, but a contest for the next edition, held earlier this year, produced the Clinton angel, which is available from Women To Look Up To for around fifty bucks.

“Every Christmas we place a ‘Topper’ made of no more than plastic and glitter on top of trees,” the company says on its website. “For many, she has lost her meaning, which is why Women To Look Up To have created a range of modern female role models to place on top instead.”

The Clinton Angel comes complete with wings and a white pantsuit. Because, obviously.

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There’s no word yet, however, on whether it smells of sorrow and corruption instead of the traditional “fir tree scent.”

Sadly, you probably missed your window to order. Shipping to the U.S. takes 5-7 days, the company says, and you have to have your order in several days before that because each tree-topper is custom made. A window of 15 days is necessary for the total arc, but at this point, because so many people have demanded a Clinton angel, they can’t guarantee a two week turnaround.

If complete sacrilege is your bag, but Clinton is not, the company can also make you a custom tree-topper with your “woman to look up to” of choice — they just have to make a trip to London to be scanned into the company’s 3D printer.