Magazine That Reports Fake Rape Endorses Candidate Who Covers For Husband’s Alleged Rapes

On Wednesday morning, Rolling Stone, a magazine that reports fake rape and subsequently ruins innocent lives, endorsed Democratic presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton, a women so power-hungry that she covers up for her husband’s alleged rapes, smearing and allegedly threatening his victims.

Rolling Stone’s meek endorsement can be summed up in one sentence: Nobody can take a punch like Hillary, thus we must not “protest vote” with dreamy, “righteous” Bernie, but back the “fighter.”