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Left Uses Koko the Gorilla to Lecture ‘Stupid’ Humans About Climate Change

Apparently all the children in France were busy when the West’s world leaders came together to push the left’s apocalyptic climate change agenda, so the French were forced to use a gorilla “who can talk with humans.”

It is unclear as to why the children in France were unavailable for the climate-change push, but America’s left keeps children busy as stage-props for Hillary Clinton rallies, Obamacare and gun-control pushing, or simply for cursing at Donald Trump, so maybe the French children were all booked-up with similar activities. Either way, French leftists had to resort to Koko the gorilla to promote their agenda, and it was just plain sad.

“Koko love earth…But man stupid…Stupid!”

Koko the Gorilla

NOE Conservation, an environmentalist type group in France “whose main goal is preserving biodiversity,” according to the Daily Mail, released a video with Koko, reportedly 44-years-old, to issue a New Year’s warning “for nations attending the COP21 Summit.”

The video shows Koko—a freaking gorilla—lecturing “stupid humans” for their alleged contribution to climate change, or global warming as it was formerly called before its name-change due to the recent “pause” in warming (but no need to investigate that, says the left).

The either extremely confused or extremely deep gorilla shares that she is a gorilla, she is flowers, she is animals, and she is nature.

A conflicted Koko declares that “she loves man,” then says “man is stupid” and then follows up with an apology. Typical female.

“Koko love earth…But man stupid…Stupid!” says the gorilla, speaking to a multitude of nations. “Koko sorry, Koko cry. Time hurry. Fix Earth! Help Earth! Hurry! Protect Earth. Nature watches you. Thank you.”

You can’t make this stuff up.

H/T Daily Mail