What would we do without the political messaging of obnoxious pop-star Katy Perry?
Don’t worry, that’s not a question you have to answer just yet: Perry has promised to continue pushing her leftist politics on us all, even when it comes to her already-painfully dreadful music!
Yes, that would be the woman with an affinity for shooting fireworks, among other substances, from her breasts.
Aside from her massive (failed) efforts to get former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton elected in 2016, the Firework singer told Entertainment Weekly that she has more political musical gems yet to be released, such as Bigger Than Me, which was apparently inspired by the past presidential election. The unreleased song adds to Perry’s already-released political hit Chained to the Rhythm, another musical travesty.
The singer even suggested her fifth album was filled with “purposeful pop,” back in February.
Perry has become increasingly political in recent days. During the 2016 election, the feminist voted “naked” to support Hillary in a sketch for Funny or Die (it was not the former), she headlined rallies for the former Secretary of State, dressed as the failed politician for Halloween, and even showed up at the DNC to sing. Following the election, Perry has whined to feminist Vogue magazine about the “trauma” she’s endured subsequent to Trump’s win and performed Chained to the Rhythm at the Grammys in front of an image of the Constitution, which is odd coming from a progressive, whose policy prescriptions typically express disdain for the “outdated” document.
Again, this is fantastic news, but only if the pop-star with a Che Guevara complex continues to do super-credible things, such as shooting substances from her nipples. Otherwise, how will we take her super-important political guidance seriously?